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#1

Virat: Rohit, why did you draw a smiley face on the wall?

Rohit: I thought it would make people happy when they see it!

Rahul: Well, it's upside down.

Rohit: So they'll smile when they're feeling down. :(

#2

Ishan: If I were a vegetable, I'd be a carrot.

Shubman: Why?

Ishan: Because they help you see in the dark!

Shubman: I think you already need glasses.

#3

Jassi: Why is the kitchen on fire?!

Hardik: Rohit said the recipe called for a "fire in the kitchen."

Rohit: I meant "passion"! Not literal fire!

#4

Virat: I'm an adult. I can handle this.

MS Dhoni: Last week, you were singing "Baby Shark" in the team bus.

Virat: (grumbling) It's catchy.

#5

Samaira: Daddy, what's the best thing you've ever caught?

Rohit: Hmm, probably a century at Eden Gardens.

Virat (from the back): (fake cough) Me as a best friend!

#6

Shreyas: What's your secret to staying calm under pressure?

Rohit: Years of practice. Also, I just pretend I'm napping.

#7

Ishan: I was thinking...

Surya: Oh no, don't hurt yourself.

#8

Virat: If you could be any animal, what would you be?

Rohit: A dolphin, because they're smart!

Ishan: I'd be a potato.

Shreyas: That's not an animal.

Ishan: Well, it's the best I can do!

#9

Hardik: pointing at a bird Look, it's a penguin!

Jassi: Hardik, that's a pigeon.

Hardik: Same thing, they both can't fly.

Jassi: facepalms Pigeons CAN fly.

#10

Rishabh: I forgot my jersey!

Rohit: What do you mean you forgot your jersey?

Rishabh: I mean, I left it at the hotel!

Rohit: We're on the field right now, how did you even...?!

#11

Shubman: Why are you drinking five cups of coffee?

Ishan: I have to stay awake, I have a match tomorrow!

Shubman: Wouldn't sleep be a better idea?

Ishan: Sleep is for the weak!

#12

Virat: (angrily) Who broke the coffee machine?

Rohit: (whistling innocently) Ishan did it.

Ishan: Wait, what? I wasn't even here!

Rohit: Exactly. Suspicious, isn't it?

#13

Virat: I'm not arguing, I'm just explaining why I'm right.

Mahi: (quietly )That's worse than arguing.

#14

Shreyas: Hey, what time is it?

Virat: Time to get serious!

Shreyas: No, like, literally, what time is it?

Virat: (checking watch) Oh. Uh, 2:30.

#15

Ishan: I'm so fast, I can run around the world in 5 seconds.

Shubman: You can't even run to the bathroom in 5 seconds.

#16

Hardik: What's a synonym for "confidence"?

Rahul: You-----are.....

Hardik: I know, but I need another word.

#17

Rohit: Everyone remain calm. I've got this under control.

Virat: Rohit, the fire extinguisher is in your hands, just USE IT!

#18

Ishan: If I ate myself, would I disappear or become twice as big?

Rohit:(trying to sleep at 3 a.m) Please stop talking.

#19

Virat: Do you think the moon is made of cheese?

KL Rahul: Nah, it's definitely made of protein powder.

Rohit: (sighs )We've lost him.

#20

Hardik: staring at the sky If the earth is round, why don't we fall off?

Jassi: Gravity, Hardik. Gravity.

Hardik: Yeah, but what if gravity gets tired?

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