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#1
Shubman: We should be adults and solve this with maturity.

Ishan: Agreed.

Two seconds later

Shubman and Ishan: having a pillow fight

#2

MS Dhoni: walking in on chaos I don't even want to know.

Rohit: Good, because we can't explain it.

#3

Ishan: Rohit Bhai, I've done something terrible.

Rohit: What did you do this time?

Ishan: I forgot to charge my phone, and now I'm cut off from the world.

Rohit: That's not terrible. That's just you being you.

#4

Jadeja: You know, people say I have no impulse control.

MS Dhoni: That's because you don't.

Jadeja: sighs Fair enough

#5

Hardik: Who needs a plan when you have charm?

Rahul: That explains why you get into trouble so often.

#6

Rohit: Ishan, do you know the meaning of the word "subtle"?

Ishan: Is it like "extra," but quieter?

#7

Rohit: We need to be serious, guys. Let's keep a low profile.

Hardik: walking in wearing a neon tracksuit Sorry, what was that about low profile?

#8

Rohit: We need a plan. Any ideas?

Jadeja: raising hand Distract them with dance moves.

Rohit: sighing I regret asking.

#9

MS Dhoni: seeing Hardik and Rishabh  whispering Whatever you're planning, stop it.

Rahul: How do you always know?

MS Dhoni: raising an eyebrow I know everything.

#10
Ishan: Okay, Rohit Bhai, don't be mad, but...

Rohit: crossing his arms How mad do I need to be?

Ishan: ...Very.

#11
Hardik: I have great news!

Rahul: Does it involve cricket?

Hardik: No, it involves cake.

#12

MS Dhoni: sighing I've seen this before. It's the look of disaster waiting to happen.

Virat: Don't worry, we have everything under control.

MS Dhoni: deadpan That's exactly what you said last time.

#13

Shubman: Who's ready for practice?

Ishan: sighs dramatically Shubman, you sound like my alarm clock

#14

Rohit: Alright, who ate all the snacks?

Jadeja: points at Hardik

Hardik: points at Ishan

Ishan: mouth full Not me.

#15
Virat: I'm thinking about taking up meditation.

Rahul: Because you want peace?

Virat: No, because I want superpowers.

#16

MS Dhoni: giving instructions Stay calm. Don't do anything reckless.

Hardik and Ishan: already running off to do something reckless

#17

Rohit: watching Virat pace around What's wrong now?

Virat: I lost my phone, Rohit. It's gone!

Rohit: sighs, hands Virat his phone It was in your hand the whole time.

Virat: genuinely shocked Witchcraft.

#18

Jadeja: I'm an adult, I can handle this.

MS Dhoni: walks by No, you're not. Give me the glue gun.

#19
Rohit: Alright, everyone, just act normal.

Shreyas: Define "normal."

Rohit: Like, not setting anything on fire.

Hardik: hiding a lighter behind his back ...Right.

#20

Hardik: We're practically professionals at this point.

Rahul: You mean cricket?

Hardik: No, messing around.