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#1
Rahul: If you could just please behave for one minute...
Ishan: Okay, but what if we didn't?
Harry: Yeah, have you met us?

#2
Rohit: I'm like the glue that holds this team together.
Virat: You're more like the tape that doesn't really stick.
Rohit: Hey!

#3
Rishabh: Do you think there's a way to do this without any effort?
Shreyas: Why bother? Hard work is overrated.
Rahul: I'm surrounded by geniuses.

#4

Anushka: Please be careful with the equipment, guys.
Ishan: When have I ever broken anything?
Ritika: Do you want the list alphabetically or in chronological order?

#5
Harry: I can totally handle this.
Rohit: That's exactly what you said before setting the toaster on fire.
Harry: In my defense, toasters are confusing.

#6
Jassi: Why is the floor wet?
Shubh: Because I thought watering it might make it grow.
Rahul: I... I don't even know how to respond to that.

#7
Rishabh: Let's do something crazy!
Virat: Like what?
Rishabh: Let's get snacks at 3 a.m.
Virat: That's not crazy, that's just unhealthy.

#8
Ritika: Who thought it was a good idea to microwave foil?
Harry: I was curious!
Ritika: Curiosity killed the kitchen, Harry.

#9
Ishan: What's the plan?
Rohit: To not die and avoid breaking things.
Ishan: Seems ambitious, but I'll try.

#10
Rahul: What are you doing with that shopping cart?
Shreyas: We're using it for "extreme" transportation.
Rahul: I can't believe this is my life.

#11
Virat: Why is there a sign saying "no stunts allowed" in the hotel lobby?
Rishabh: Oh, that's definitely because of us.
Virat: Why am I not surprised?

#12
Harry: Do you ever just look at someone and think, "Wow, they're an idiot"?
Rahul: All the time.
Harry: ...Who are you looking at?
Rahul: You.
Harry: Rude!

#13
Rahul: Please, just act normal for one day.
Ishan: Define "normal."
Rahul: Not whatever you're doing right now.

#14
Rohit: If you mess this up, I'm disowning you.
Harry: How can you disown me if we're not related?
Rohit: Trust me, I'll find a way.

#15
Virat: Where did all the snacks go?
Rishabh: I don't know! [hides empty wrapper behind his back]
Virat: I swear, if I find out you ate everything again...
Rishabh: How could you accuse me like that?

#16
Rahul: Why are you wearing a cape?
Ishan: Because I'm a hero, duh.
Rahul: You're literally hiding from a mosquito

#17
Shreyas: Do you think I'd survive in the wild?
Jassi: You once tripped over a rug and got lost in a shopping mall.
Shreyas: ...Fair.

#18
Rishabh: Is there a way to do this that doesn't involve effort?
Harry: Yes. Do nothing.
Rishabh: Perfect!

#19
shan: If I eat this whole pizza by myself, will you be impressed?
Rohit: No, but I'll be disappointed.
Ishan: Close enough!

#20
Jassi: Where did all my socks go?
Shreyas: Probably where all missing socks go: the Sock Dimension.
Jassi: ...The what?
Shreyas: Never mind.

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