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#1
Hardik: I just had the BEST idea.

Virat: Oh no.

Rohit: already dialing 911 just in case What did you do?

#2

Shubman: If you eat two pizzas, do you get double energy?

Rohit: No, you get double regret.

Virat: And double the workout tomorrow

#3
Rahul: I didn't technically break the rules.

Virat: Right, but you broke something.

Rohit: Is it replaceable?

Rahul: ...Not really.

#4

Ishan: What's the quickest way to earn money?

Virat: Not by setting things on fire.

Rohit: Or staging a fake emergency like last time.

#5
Ishan: Can we adopt a monkey?

Virat: ...Why?

Rohit: We already have one. His name is Hardik.

#6
Hardik: I want to climb that tree.

Virat: Last time you did that, we had to call the fire department.

Rohit: And you cried for twenty minutes.

#7
Rishabh: Is it illegal to swim in the fountain?

Virat: Not illegal. Just stupid.

Rohit: already pulling him back We're not doing this.

#8

Shreyas: I'll bet you all I can go a whole day without my phone.

Ishan: laughing You? Lasted two hours once and almost had a meltdown.

Hardik: nodding You're gonna crack in five minutes, calling it now

#9

Hardik: Who can do the best cartwheel?

Ajinkya: calmly sipping tea Hardik, last time you tried that, you pulled a muscle.

Jaddu: smirking Watch and learn, amateurs.

Jaddu proceeds to nail the cartwheel, while Rohit cheers like a proud dad.

#10

Jasprit: curiously Rohit Bhaiya, what would you do if I got a pet snake?

Rohit: horrified You'd be moving out.

Hardik: laughing Guess I'd be his favorite by default!

#11

Hardik:: If I run and leap at Rahul, he will most certainly catch me in his arms.

Rahul: (panicking) DON'T YOU DARE—

Hardik: (already mid-air) TOO LATE!

#12

Mahi: I leave you guys alone for five minutes, and what do I come back to?

Rohit: Uh... a slight miscalculation?

Virat: (covered in flour) Define "slight."

Rahul: (also covered in flour) We made pancakes!

Mahi: Looks like you made a disaster.

#13

Rishabh : (yawning) I'm gonna go to bed early tonight.

Ishan: Same here.

2 AM

Ishaan and Rishabh: (in the kitchen) So... what if we mix chips with ice cream?

#14

Virat: Quick, act natural!

Harry: (freeze-poses with one hand in the air)

Rishu: (lying on the ground pretending to be dead)

Shreyas: (panicking) THIS IS NOT WHAT NATURAL LOOKS LIKE, GUYS!

#15

Harry: (holding up a bowl) So, I made cereal.

Rohit: Congrats? Why are you telling us this?

Harry: Without milk.

Rahul: ...So you mean you just made a bowl of dry cereal?

Harry: (nodding proudly) And it only took me five tries.

Virat: (whispering to Rohit) I'm worried about him.

#16
Shreyas: Guys, I can't find my phone.

Surya: Did you check your hand?

Shreyas: (looking down) Oh.

#17

Rahul: I bet I can fit all these cookies in my mouth at once.

Mahi: Please don't.

Rohit: I wanna see him try.

Rahul: (stuffing cookies in his mouth) Mmphh, 'ee?

Mahi: I'm so disappointed in all of you.

#18
Harry: If I go missing, what will you do?

Rohit: File a missing persons report.

Harry: (pouting) That's it? You wouldn't cry?

Rohit: (sighing) Fine. I'd cry too.

#19
Harry: If we combine our brainpower, we can solve this.

Mahi: (sighing) That would be great... if you all had brainpower to combine.

#20

Shreyas: (holding a fire extinguisher) Okay, I have it just in case.

Virat: What exactly do you think is going to catch on fire?

Shreyas: (shrugs) You know... us, probably.

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