INCORRECT QUOTES|ICT|

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#1

Shreyas: Why is there a pineapple in the fridge with sunglasses on?

Ishan: Because it's "cool."

#2

Rohit: looking at his phone Why is the WiFi not working?

Virat: Did you try turning it off and on again?

Rohit: My phone or the WiFi?

Virat: Your brain.....Panda!

#3

Hardik: Why does this water taste weird?

Rohit: That's because it's soup.

#4

Jasprit: The floor is lava!

Ishan: (immediately climbs onto the table )Why would you say that without warning?!

#5

Virat: Okay, we need a game plan.

Jaddu: I've got it! Step one, run.

KL Rahul: Step two?

Jaddu: We'll figure it out when we get there.

#6

Shubman: What's your favorite shape?

Ishan: Pizza.

#7

Virat: Can you pass me that screwdriver?

Rohit: (hands him a fork)

Virat: This isn't a screwdriver.

Rohit: Well, it screws things up, doesn't it?

#8

Shreyas: sees Ishan eating a sandwich You know, sandwiches are just salads in bread, right?

Ishan: I don't have time for your smart people stuff, Shreyas.

#9

Rohit: I'm gonna take a nap. If anyone asks, I'm busy doing strategy work.

Jassi: That's not how naps work.

Rohit: It is if you believe hard enough.

#10

Hardik: Did you know you can't breathe underwater?

Rahul: You just figured that out?

#11

Virat: Where's the map? I'm lost!

Rohit: You don't need a map if you have vibes.

Virat: Rohit, we're literally in the middle of nowhere.

#12

Virat: What are you doing?

Hardik: Trying to open this can of soda.

Virat: ...That's a banana.

#13

Ishan: If tomatoes are a fruit, does that make ketchup a smoothie?

Shubman: I am genuinely afraid of what goes on in your head.

#14

Rohit: Why did you put your phone in the freezer?

Rishabh: It said it was running hot.

#15

Shreyas: looking at the whiteboard So, this is the game plan.

Rahul: Why is everything written in crayon?

(Hardik and Ishaan running out with crayons in mouth)

#16

Jaddu: Do you even know how to cook?

Rohit: I can make cereal.

Jaddu: You mean pour cereal into a bowl?

Rohit: Don't underestimate my skills.

#17

Virat: Why is there a life-size cardboard cutout of you in the living room?

Shubman: Motivation.

Virat:(With a smug)Than you should have it of some great and best player,like me?

#18

Hardik: How do I turn on this lamp?

Rahul: Just flip the switch.

Hardik: flipping the switch Nothing's happening.

Rahul: That's the window blinds.

#19

Shreyas: What did you have for breakfast?

Rohit: Coffee.

Shreyas: And for lunch?

Rohit: Coffee.

Shreyas: Dinner?

Rohit: ...Coffee.

I mean coffee is life!!

#20

Ishan: Hey, what happens if you microwave aluminum foil?

Shubman: You start a fire.

Ishan: Cool. Wanna see?

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