INCORRECT QUOTES|ICT|

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#1

Jasprit: (sitting next to Rohit)How come I never get in trouble?

Rohit: Because you're my favorite, Jassi.

Rohit: (whispers to Jassi) Don't tell harry. I have to keep the peace.

Hardik: (But from the other room) I HEARD THAT!

#2

Hardik: (waving a sparkler around) Look, Rohit Bhaiya! It's fun!

Rohit: )concerned )That's a fire hazard, Harry.

Ishan: )joining in with fireworks) We're making memories, Bhaiya!

Rohit: (facepalming) You're making a trip to the hospital, is what you're making.

#3

Rohit: Why is the kitchen flooded?

Shubman: (pointing to Ishan) Ishan thought he could "speed wash" the dishes.

Ishan: I was just trying to save time!

Rohit: You ended up making a bigger mess, Ishu.

Jasprit: (muttering) As usual.

#4

Rohit: Where are the others?

Jasprit: I lost track of them after they started arguing about who could run faster.

Hardik: (barging in) I won!

Shreyas: (panting )Only because you tripped me!

#5

Hardik: (climbing a tree) Look, Rohit Bhaiya, I'm a monkey!

Rohit: (tired) Harry, get down before you fall.

Jasprit: (watching )Let him. Maybe he'll learn something this time.

Ishan: (already halfway up the tree)Too late! We're both monkeys now!

#6

Virat: (walking in), covered in paint Rohit, we have a small problem.

Rohit: (blinking) Why are you covered in paint?

Rahul: (sighing) Because Harry and Ishan thought it'd be fun to make a human canvas.

Rohit: (crosses arms) And you joined them?

Virat: ...It seemed like a good idea at the time.

#7

KL Rahul: I need help with my diet plan.

Rohit:Ask Jassi; he's got discipline.

Hardik: (chugging a milkshake )You mean I have discipline!

Rohit: Harry, that's your third milkshake today.

#8

Rohit: (looking at Rishabh and Ishan) Why is there flour all over the kitchen?

Rishabh: We were baking.

Rohit: (suspicious )Where's the cake?

Ishan: (grinning) We, uh, ate the ingredients.

#9

Rohit: What did I say about touching my phone?

Hardik: (pouting) You said no.

Rohit: Then why did I find 50 selfies of you and Jassi on it?

Jasprit: (innocently) It was Harry's idea.

Hardik: (grinning )And they were good selfies!

#10

Rohit: Harry, stop bouncing that ball inside the house.

Hardik: (stubborn) I'm just practicing!

Rohit: Practice outside.

Ishan: (catches the ball and runs) I'll practice for you!

#11

Rohit: Why is the couch covered in glue?

Hardik: (shrugging) It wasn't me.

Shubman: (covered in glue) It was definitely me.

#12

Rohit: Jassi, where's the first-aid kit?

Jasprit: Why?

Rohit: Because Harry tried to cook again.

#13

Shreyas: (seriously) We need a plan.

Ishan: I have a plan!

Shubman: Does it involve running away?

Ishan: Yes, but this time, I'll run faster!

#14

Virat: (in disbelief) Did you seriously just eat an entire pizza by yourself?

Rishu: (grinning) I'm an athlete; I need fuel.

#15

Shreyas: (holding a spilled smoothie) I can explain!

KL Rahul: Please do, because I have no idea how you managed to get it on the ceiling.

#16

Virat: I feel like someone's watching me.

KL Rahul: (casually sipping tea )It's probably because you're so famous.

#17

Shubman: (looking at a spilled drink) You ever wonder why bad things happen to good people?

Shreyas: You spilled that yourself.

#18

Hardik: Why do I feel like you love Jassi more?

Rohit: (awkward silence)

Jasprit:( smirking) Because he does.

#19

KL Rahul: I'll take responsibility for this mess.

Shubman: (impressed) That's very mature of you.

KL Rahul: I didn't say I'd clean it. I just said I'd take responsibility.

#20

Ishan: (with a mischievous grin) Rohit Bhaiya, who's your favorite?

Rohit: (looks around )I love you all equally.

Jasprit: (smiling smugly) Nice try.

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Okay Jassi~Harry~Rohit are too funny