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#1

Harry: If I can't sleep, can I call you?

Rohit: Sure, anytime.

Harry: (at 3 AM) Can I borrow your Netflix account?

Rohit: (groggy) This is not what I signed up for.

#2

Harry: (holding a mirror) What if this mirror shows us what we want to see?

Ishan: (looking in the mirror) I see... food.

Rishabh: (nodding) I see myself as a genius.

Rohit: (grinning) I see three fools looking at a mirror

#3

Jassi: (looking at a cookie) Do you think it has feelings?

Rahul: Only one way to find out. (takes a bite)

Virat: (nodding) Scientists at work, folks.

#4

Rishabh: I bet I could fit in this suitcase.

Ishan: (zipping it up around him) You're our new luggage.

Harry: Should we check him in or carry him on?

Rohit: (facepalming) Check him... far, far away.

#5
Jassi: (looking at a cookie) Do you think it has feelings?

Rahul: Only one way to find out. (takes a bite)

Virat: (nodding) Scientists at work, folks.

#6

Virat: How do you eat cereal, with milk or without?

Shreyas: With milk, obviously.

Rahul: Without milk sometimes.

Rishabh: I eat it with my hands like chips.

Rohit: And there goes my last bit of faith in humanity.

#7
Ishan: (whispering) I have a plan to take over the world.

Harry: (whispering back) You'll need snacks.

Rishabh: (whispering) And naps.

Rohit: (overhearing) I can't leave you guys alone, can I?

#8

Harry: (proudly) So, I've officially adopted Ishan as our kid.

Rahul: (nervously) Uh, do we... need to, like, sign something for that?

Harry: (shrugging) Nah, he just moved into our room and started calling me "Dad." It's official.

Rahul: (facepalming) This is going to be a disaster.

#9

Harry: (grinning) Guess who loves you?

Rahul: (rolling his eyes) Not this again.

Harry: (hugging him) It's me! Surprise!

#10

Virat: I bet you all can't go five minutes without doing something dumb.

Everyone stares, then immediately starts tripping, dropping things, and causing chaos.

Rohit: (sighs) Guess he was right.

#11

Harry: (pouting) No one loves me.

Rahul: Dude, you're literally sitting on my lap.

Harry: Doesn't mean I feel loved.

Rahul: (sighs and hugs him tighter) Better?

#12

Ritika: (looking at Rohit) You didn't tell me I'd have to babysit two grown men.(Harry and Jassi)

Rohit: Three, actually. Don't forget Virat.

Virat: (from across the room) I heard that! And yes, I'm high maintenance.

#13

Ritika: (sighing) Rohit, Harry just called me "Mom" and Jassi asked if he could move in.

Rohit: (laughing) Guess that means you've been fully accepted.

Harry: (grinning) Does this mean we get two sets of parents?

Ritika: (smiling) Let's not rush into that just yet.

#14

Harry: (proudly) So, I've officially adopted Ishan as our kid.

Rahul: (nervously) Uh, do we... need to, like, sign something for that?

Harry: (shrugging) Nah, he just moved into our room and started calling me "Dad." It's official.

Rahul: (facepalming) This is going to be a disaster.

#15

Rohit: Ritika, I need you to meet my "kids."

Ritika: (confused) I thought you didn't have kids?

Rohit: (pointing) Those ones. Harry, Jassi, and... the loud one is Virat.

#16

Anushka: (seriously to Virat) So, how exactly do we fit into this weird family?

Virat: (laughing) Simple, babe. You and Ritika are officially the Moms now.

Anushka: (shaking her head) I did not sign up for this.

#17

Ritika: (seriously) I never thought I'd be a mom to so many kids.

Anushka: (laughing) Me neither! At least we have each other, right?

Ritika: (grinning) Yup. And don't forget, we have to share the responsibility of getting them to behave.

Anushka: (laughing) Good luck with that. They're already impossible.

#18

Anushka: (watching Ishan and Shubh pretending to race around the house) I can't believe these two are acting like toddlers.

Ishan: (yelling) I'm winning, I'm winning!

Shubh: (laughing) No, I'm winning!

Anushka: (smirking) Just tell me this: how old are they again?

Virat: (laughing) Don't ask me. It's like they're 5 years old trapped in grown men's bodies.

#19

Ritika: (as everyone is gathered on the couch) Okay, seriously, why does it look like I'm the only one not sitting on the floor playing with Legos?

Harry: (grinning) Because you're the Mom, duh!

Jassi: (teasing) We're kids, and it's playtime, Rits. You should join us.

Ritika: (laughing) You guys are literally grown men!

#20

Anushka: Shubh, Rishabh, are you pretending to be robots?

Shubh: Beep boop! I am Shubh-bot?

Rishabh: Rishabh-bot is here to save the world!

Anushka: This is why I can't have nice things.

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