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#1

Virat: looking annoyed Why is everyone so obsessed with the word "bromance"?

Rohit: grinning Probably because they don't know yet that we're actually married.

#2

Jassi: Hey, Rohit Bhai, do you think you can help me with this?

Rohit: Sure, Jassi, what do you need?

Jassi: Your credit card.

#3

Rahul: How do you know what you're doing is wrong?

Ishan: Because Rohit Bhai looked at me with that face.

Shubman: (nodding) Yeah, the "I'm disappointed but not surprised" face.

#4

Harry: Rohit Bhaiya, is it true that you're invincible?

Rohit: Absolutely. gets hit by a ball out of nowhere ...Alright, who threw that?

#5

MS Dhoni: Alright, boys, we're here to practice and win, not to fool around.

Rohit: trying not to laugh Tell that to Viray, who keeps calling me "bestie" on the field.

#6

Rohit: Shubman, where's your helmet?

Shubman: whispering to Ishan Uh oh, Dad mode activated

#7.

Virat: (looking at a mess on the floor )Who did this?

Ishan and Shubman: (pointing at each other) It was him!

Rohit: (sighs )I swear, you two are like the twins I never asked for.

#8

Rahul: I'm having one of those "everything sucks" days.

Rohit: handing him a cricket bat Go take it out on the ball.

Rahul: This is why you're  one of my favorite.

#9

MS Dhoni: to Rohit Why are you letting Virat drive the team bus?

Rohit: It builds character.

MS Dhoni: It also builds hospital bills.

#10

Jadeja: I'm like a ninja.

Rohit: sighing Last week, you tripped over your own cricket bag.

#11

Ishan: I have a plan.

Rohit: Alright, let's hear it.

Ishan: Step one: panic. Step two: run away. Step three: deny everything.

Rohit: (facepalms) This is why you need supervision.

#12

Virat: I could take on anyone right now. I'm unstoppable!

Rahul: You cried over a puppy video five minutes ago.

Virat: It was a very sad puppy video, okay?

#13

Rohit: seeing Hardik and Ishan laughing What did you two do?

Hardik: Nothing!

Rohit: What did you two plan to do?

#14

Shubman: I'm like a grown-up. Mature and all that.

Rohit: raising an eyebrow You just tried to put a cricket bat down your shirt and called it a new "accessory."

#15

MS Dhoni: What are you two doing?

Virat: Nothing.

Rohit: Everything.

MS Dhoni: (sighing) So... chaos, as usual.

#16

Jassi: What's the worst thing that could happen?

Rohit: (whispering) Never say that. You just invited chaos.

#17

Rohit: If you need me, call me.

Ishan: I don't have your number.

Rohit: Oh. Well, it's because I lose my phone every other day.

#18

Virat: Guys, do I have a plan? No. Do I have determination? Yes.

Rohit: Do you have a plan now?

Virat: ...still no

#19

Rohit: Alright, team, remember, we have to be focused, disciplined, and respectful on the field.

Ishan: Define "focused."

Shubman: Define "disciplined."

Jadeja: Define "respectful."

Rohit: sighs dramatically

#20

Rohit: sighing So, who wants to admit they started this mess?

Virat: whispering Shubman.

Shubman: whispering Ishan.

Ishan: whispering Hardik.

Hardik: shrugging I don't even remember what I did, but I'm sorry.

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