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#1

Hardik: I'm totally reliable.

forgets his own locker combination two minutes later

#2

Virat: I've had enough of your nonsense.

Ishan: That's not possible. I have endless nonsense.

#3

Virat: I am a genius.

Rohit: You're holding your water bottle upside down.

#4

Rohit: Did you seriously just walk into a wall?

Hardik: In my defense, I was thinking really hard.

#5

MS Dhoni: Alright, I need someone responsible to handle this.

(everyone looks away)

MS Dhoni: (sighs) Never mind, I'll do it

#6
Rahul: I am an adult. I am mature.

sees a puppy and gasps

Rahul: IT'S SO FLUFFY!

#7
Ishan: I once sneezed so hard, I fell off a chair.

Shreyas: That's... impressive, actually.

#8

Rohit: (hands Rishabh a list) Here's what I need you to do today.

Rishabh: (squints) It just says "Don't cause chaos."

#9

Shreyas: I'm very responsible.

Rohit: You just left your phone in the fridge.

#10

Ishan: (spilling soda everywhere)I'm a graceful disaster.

#11

Rahul: I need peace, I need calm.

(sees Hardik and Ishan trying to skateboard indoors)

Rahul: (sighs )I also need new friends

#12

Ishan: (dressed as a human burrito) I don't make mistakes; I make spicy choices.

#13

Rahul: I'm chill. I'm calm. I'm-

Ishan accidentally pops a balloon

Rahul: scream

#14

Rohit: My patience is very limited today.

Ishan: Good thing I'm here to test that limit!

#15

Rahul: We're supposed to be calm.

(Ishan crashes into a wall)

Rahul: (sighs )It's too late for calm

(Hardik too crashes into the same wall)

#16
Virat: How would you describe our friendship?

Rohit: A mix of loyalty, laughter, and, well, really bad decisions.

Virat: Exactly what I was thinking!

#17
Hardik: Can I use the hotel towels to build a fort?

Virat: No.

Rohit: ...Just fold them when you're done.

#18
Rishabh:( holding a tube of glitter )I just had an amazing idea.

Virat: Put it down.

Rohit: For the love of everything, put it down.

#19

Shreyas: I think I could handle a tattoo.

Rohit: If you can't handle a paper cut, you're not ready for a tattoo.

#20

Rahul: I don't need a babysitter.

Virat: Yes, you do. I saw you almost walk into a wall.

Rohit: And that's our cue to wrap up for today.

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