Scott: It feels good to be back and I'm gonna abbriviate the names of countries okay?
*crickets chirp*
Scott: okay then! nobody to vote No so... see you at the end of the story!
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Scotland (SCO): I THINK I SAW A FLYING SAUCER!!!
Ireland (IRE): Remember the last time you said that
SCO: BUT THIS TIME I DON'T THINK IT'S RUSSIA FLYING AN AIRPLANE!!!
IRE: It might have been...
SCO: I checked the bar, Russia is getting so f**king stoned it's unreal *peaks in thru window*
China (CHI): CHUG! CHUG! CHUG! *every time he says chug he hits the bar with his hands in a fist with the bottom side with his pinkie *
Russia (RUS): *drinks his second Vodka jug*
Ukraine (UKR): This is unbelievable, i wanna see how bad he feels tomorrow!
RUS: *finishes* that's the last one I'm doing!
SCO: *looks back at where the saucer is* I wonder what it is
IRE: Could be Germany...
SCO: *points to bar again*
Germany (GER): Well looks like I'm driving
IRE: well i don't know who else hates us except for Tennessee and North Korea
SCO: why North Korea?
IRE: Come on you remember...
FLASHBACK TO JUST BEFORE MY FIRST CHAPTER
America (US): I choose dare
Mongolia (MOG): FINALLY! I thought you were gonna choose your 20th truth in a row which i knew you were lying about...
US: HEY!!!
MOG: I dare you to get North Korea angry!
US: FINE! I'll do it!
North Korea (NK): Thanks for the tour Mexico!
Mexico (MEX): No problem!
US: Hi Mexico, who's this?
MEX: This is North Korea
NK: What's your name?
MEX: This is...
US: *cuts off Mexico* I'M DIABETUS, AND I'M GONNA GET YOU!!!
NK: STAY AWAY!!!
US: okay *walks away*
NK: *turns around to talk to Mexico*
US: *taps North Korea*
NK: *turns around and sees America and screams*
Everybody else that's in the room (Including Scotland and Ireland): *start to laugh*
NK: I WILL KILL YOU ALL!!!
MEX: What did I do?
NK: INTRODUCED ME TO THAT DIPSHIT NAMED DIABETUS
MEX: *right when North Korea said Diabetus* America...
NK: I WILL BE BACK!!! *jumps out window and pulls out parachute*
BACK TO PRESENT DAY
IRE: Nah it couldn't be he doesn't have enough money, and Tennessee which means... OH MY SHIT!
YOU ARE READING
Scott's Hetalia Book O' Randomness
RastgeleRemember that promise about the Hetalia book? Well i committed and here it is!
