Jaddu: *pulls out a knife*
Jassi (cold sweating): Oh no
Jaddu: *opens box with knife*
Jassi (relieved): Thank god-
Jaddu: *pulls gun out of box*
Jaddu (losing his shit): FUCK-
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Rishabh: Do you ever feel bugs on you when they aren't any?
Shreyas: those are the ghosts of all the bugs you've killed!
Rishabh:
Rohit: Look what you did, You scared him. Stupid Idiot!
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Rishabh: I have a bad news.
Rahul: What?
Rishabh: I am not a doctor.
Rahul: But you just give me a surgery.
Rishabh: That's why it is a bad news.
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*Dinner at ICT hotel*
Ishan: The food is too cute. I can't eat it!
Hardik:
Jaddu:
Rohit:
Rahul:
Shubman: You're cute but I'd still eat y-
Rohit: ONE DINNER
Rahul: *sighs* Here we go again!
Rohit: ONE NORMAL DINNER IS ALL I ASK.
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Shub: Can I ride my bike outside?
Virat: Do what you want I am not your dad.
Virat, running after him 2 minutes later: NOT ON THAT ROAD!!!
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Rishabh: What is life?
Shubman: Ishan is life.
Ishan: 😍
Ishan: Because I am your life?
Shubman: No, Because life is short.
Rishabh: Pff
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Rohit came to his house and found people who don't live there.
Hardik: Hey
Jaddu: Hi
Rishabh: Hello
Shrey: Hii
Rohit: I gave you keys to my place for emergencies only.
Hardik: We were out of Doritos.
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Jaddu: Harry! wanna see something funny?
Harry: uh..okay
Jaddu: Shout.
Harry: (shouts, nothing happens)
Jaddu: Jassi..you Shout!
Jassi: (shouts)
Rohit and Virat : [run in the Room, running towards Jassi] JASSI WHAT HAPPENED ARE YOU OKAYY???
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Hardik: *blushing*
Virat: what's up with you?
Hardik: Rahul said the 'C' in my name stands for Cute
Rohit:
Virat:
Rohit: I'm telling him.
Virat: DON'T YOU DARE!!!
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Rahul: It's like you and Jaddu share the same brain cell.
Harry:
Harry: I'll be right back!
Harry (bursting into Jaddu's room) : Jaddu, I need to use the brain cell. QUICK!
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HumorCollection of incorrect quotes on our beloved Indian Cricket Team. [Both Romantic and Platonic]
