𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Eight༊·˚

Shub: *achu*

Ishan: You okay?

Shub: Sorry, I am allergic to handsome people. *wink*

[Ishan takes few steps back]

Ishan: AACHUU

Ishan: Lmao Same..

Shub: You're like 10 steps away from me.

Ishan: Yeah.. and I am beside a mirror.

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Rishu: Have you ever broken a bone?

Jaddu: Oh...I have.

Rishu: Did it hurt?

Jaddu: No..Not really.

Rishu: ohh...so which bone do you break?

Jaddu: Yuzi's arm.

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Shrey: Does Virat bhai think in Hindi or English?

Rishu: I think he thinks in English.

Shub: No...I think he thinks in Punjabi.

Rohit: Bold of you guys to assume Virat even thinks.

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Harry: So a K-nife.

Yuzi: Hit the K-night.

Jaddu: ......in the K-nee.

Harry, Yuzi and Jaddu: *silently dying on the floor from laughing too hard*

Rahul: *holding a butter knife* IF YOU SAY THAT ONE MORE TIME I'LL STAB YOUR K-NEE WITH MY K-NIFE !!!

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Harry: If you like me, raise you hand.

Someone, smirking: What if I don't like you?

Harry: Then raise your standards!!

Rohit, popping out of nowhere: THAT'S MY BOY!!

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Interviewer: What is it like being the captain of ICT.

Rohit: Imagine working with completely civilized, mature, sincere and responsible people

Interviewer: okay?!

Rohit: Now throw that idea out of the window.

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Virat: If I ask you for a hug, will you give it to me?

Rohit: sure

Virat: If I ask you for a kiss, will you give it to me?

Rohit: Sure

Virat: If I ask you for a star, will you give it to me?

Rohit: Sure

Rahul: What are you doing?

Virat: Rohit is mostly asleep and I'm asking him for stuff.

Rahul: ohh...I wanna ask! Rohit, can I take Virat with me?

Rohit: No.

Rahul: Even if he is asleep, he won't let you go away.

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Yuzi: You call yourself a friend but where were you when my reel only had 4 likes?!

Kuldeep: Making 4 accounts bro.

Yuzi, tearing up: Bro

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Virat: You know what would be cool?

Rohit: What?

Virat: If we had a pet monkey.

Rohit, laughing: who needs a pet monkey when we have you!?

Virat:

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Shrey: Old people always poke me at wedding and say 'you are next'

Jassi: They say it's a tradition.

Shrey: So I started doing the same thing at funeral.

Jassi:

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