𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Six༊·˚

Jaddu: Disrespect me again and I'll eat your shower curtains.

Virat: they're glass doors!

Jaddu: well Crunchity Munchity then! do you think that will stop me?

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Harry: Okay, Let's be honest......you love me.

Rahul: I literally would sell you for mouldy sandwiches.

Harry: Last night, you came into my room, charged my phone, fixed my blanket and kissed my forehead.

Rahul: Y-You weren't asleep?

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[On the call]

Yuzi: Rohitaa, where are you?

Rohit: I am in Spain in which "S" is silent.

Yuzi:

Rohit:

Yuzi: I am serious. Please come back. My butt stuck inside the washing machine.

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Virat, at 2 am: Rohit?

Rohit, half asleep: Hmm?

Virat: what are we?

Rohit, half asleep: We are just tiny flakes on Earth with no understanding of our existence and our life have no deep meaning whatsoever.

Virat: I meant....I just.....Nevermind!

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Rishu: WHY AREN'T THERE ADULT SIZE PLAYGROUNDS?!

Jassi:

Rishu: Like, everything is the same as the kids playground but bigger! Why don't we have those?!

Jassi, sighing: Theme parks. Just theme parks.

Rishu: but you have to pay for theme parks.

Jassi: That's the adult part.

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Rohit: Hey Jassi! how would you like your coffee?

Jassi, being upset: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Rohit, smiling: One glass of pure milk coming up.

Jassi, hugged Ro: I love you bhaiya.

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Ishan: I don't get it why is everyone so concerned over who is "top" amd who is "bottom"

Shub:

Ishan: I'd just be glad to have a bunk bed.

Virat:

Rohit:

Harry:

Rahul:

Rishu: I'm gonna tell him.

Shrey: DON'T YOU DARE!

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Sky: Any cute things to call your girlfriend?

Rahul: Sugar

Rohit: Honey

Virat: Flour

Shub: Egg

Ishu: 1/2 table spoon butter

Harry: Stir

Jaddu: Pour into a pan

Rishu: Preheat to 350 degrees

Sky, Rahul and Rohit:

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Virat: You are so handsome.

Rohit: Shut up.

Virat: You look like an angel.

Rohit: Just stop.

Virat: You're a wonderful creature.

Rohit: Shut your mouth.

Virat: How can someone be this hot?!

Rohit:

Virat: You're so-

Rohit: Virat! stop talking to the mirror, Will you?

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Rohit: I am stressed.

Virat: I am blessed.

Rahul: I am depressed.

Rishu: I am possessed.

Ishu: I am obsessed.

Shub: I am impressed.

Harry: I am chicken breast.

Whole ICT:

Rahul: What?

Harry: Idk...I just wanted to join in.

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