Rahul: I need you all to swear.
Rishabh: Shit!
Virat: Ben stokes!
Hardik: Bitch!
Rohit: Fuck!
Rahul: NO...like promise.
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Kuldeep: Always remember that you are someone's reason to smile.
Yuzi: Aww
Kuldeep: Because you are a joke.
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Rohit: What did you have for breakfast? Did you even eat breakfast at all?
Hardik: Yes, I did! I devoured the unborn!
Rohit: What ?!?!
Rahul: *sighing* I made him eggs.
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Rohit: You are pretty.
Virat: Yeah...pretty depressed.
Rohit:
Virat: ........you were flirting, weren't you?
Rohit: I was, but now I am wondering of you are okay.
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Shreyas: *kisses rishabh*
Rishabh: What is this?
Shreyas: Affection.
Rishabh: Disgusting!
Shreyas:
Rishabh:
Rishabh: Please do it again!
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Shub: Hey Rohit bhaiya! What are you looking for?
Rohit: My will to live.
Shub:
Ishan:
Virat: *enters the room*
Rohit: Oh wait....there it is!
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Jaddu: The floor is lava.
Shub: *helps Ishan onto the counter*
Rishabh: *kicks Shreyas out of the sofa*
Jaddu: As you can see, there are two types of lovers.
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Hardik: I'm cold
Rahul: here, have my jacket!
Virat: Rohit! I'm cold too.
Rohit: What? *taking off his jacket* I told you to bring more layers but of course you didn't listen and now *piling scarves on Virat* now look I've got to make sure you don't Freeze to death and *taking yuzi's cap* how long have you been cold you should've said something sooner!!!
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Shub: How's the most handsome man in the world doing??
Ishan: (without looking up from the table) I don't know, how are you??
Shub: (voice cracking) I'm fine!
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Rahul: Did it hurt?
Hardik: When I fell from heaven?
Rahul: No.
Hardik:
Rahul: *grinning* when you fell for me.
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