𝐈𝐂𝐓 𝐈𝐧𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐭 𝐐𝐮𝐨𝐭𝐞𝐬

Seven༊·˚

Jas: Don't be sad, Harry! You've got plenty of good qualities. Like, you're good looking, you're super funny, you're super energetic-

Jassi: *elbows jaddu and virat*

Vi: you cook so good-

Jaddu: you've got me as your friend-

Jas: You guys are horrible.

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Harry: *entering Rohit's Room*

Harry: Good morning parental figure.

Ro: *not looking up from his phone*

Ro: *sips tea* good morning evil child.

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Vi: Would you like a hug?

Sky: No! Thank you.

Vi, moving closer: would. you. like. a. hug.

Sky: please.

Vi, moving even closer: A HUG? A HUG?
A  H U G ?

Sky, visibly terrified: ok

Vi: *satisfied*

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Kidnapper: I've one of your child!

Ro: Which one?

Rishu: *stares at kidnapper*

Kidnapper: The cute one!

Ro:

Ro: He made you say that, didn't he?

Kidnapper, tearing up: Just come and take him please.

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Jaddu: *washing the dishes* Who the fuck use this pan?

Jaddu: Wait. I the fuck use this pan.

Shrey: It was you the fuck?

Jaddu: It was I the fuck....

Rahul: Who cooks rice in a pan?

Shrey: He the fuck!

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Vi: The date is very boring.

Ro: This isn't date.

Vi: then why did you invite me?

Ro: I didn't. I specifically said "Virat don't come with me" and you said "fuck you Rohit, I'll do whatever I want".

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[ICT in a hauted house]

*high pitched demonic screeching*

Ish and Shub: Ohh God! Save us.

Ro: I am feeling so welcomed here.

Harry: don't eat my handsome face demon!

Rish and Shrey: *Already dead*

Rah: I know Harry is dumbass but please don't mind him.

Jas: All the demons in this house please be my friend.

Jaddu and Virat: Hey demons!! It's me, ya Boi!!!

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Shub: Don't you think this is crazy?

Ish: What?

Shub: My heart is beating so loudly right now.

Ish: *blushing* why?

Shub: There is a cockroach near your feet.

Ish: *screams*

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Vi: Shub! We have to go.

Shub: Nah

Vi, offended: Excuse me! I am your unofficial dad. do what I say!

Shub, sipping his milkshake: I'm old now.

Ro, not looking up from his mobile: Don't mind him. One of the staff members called him 'Sir' and he feels like he owns the world. 

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[At a bar]

Ro, getting ready to leave: I gotta go.

Vi: Aren't you forgetting something?

Ro: ...........uh-

Ro: *pecks his cheeks and runs off*

Vi: NO! PAY YOUR BILL! ROHIT, YOU CAN'T GO LIKE THIS!!!

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