[Yuzi is singing]
Yuzi: Twinkle Twinkle little star.
Rishu: You should know what you are.
Ishan: And once you know what you are.
Jaddu: Mental hospital is not so far.
Yuzi:
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[Rohit is washing his car]
Rishu: Bhaiya! Are you washing your car?
Ro: (sarcastically) No! I am watering it, maybe it will grow up and become a bus.
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Harry: Let's commit the perfect crime together.
Rah: Ok...I'll steal your heart and you can steal mine.
Harry:
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Shrey: Let's play a game.
Rishu: OK
Shrey: Knock! Knock!
Rishu: Who's there?
Shrey: Honeydew
Rishu: Honeydew who?
Shrey: Honeydew you know how often I think about you everyday?
Rishu: *blushing mess*
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Virat: Shubi always kisses Ishan whenever he goes anywhere. Why don't you do that?
Rohit: How can I? He is like a little brother to me.
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Siraj: Do you want dinner?
Kuldeep: Sure, what are my choices?
Siraj: Yes or No.
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Ishan: Take me to the art museum and make out with me.
Shub: But they said to not touch the masterpieces.
Ishan: Did you just-
Shub: But you know something?
Ishan: What?
Shub: Somebody's gotta pin the artwork to the wall.
Ishan: Yes, Shubi!
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Virat: I am the most responsible person in the team.
Jassi: Bhaiya, you just set the kitchen on fire.
Virat: Yes and I take full responsibility for that.
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Rohit: Why are you covered in blood?
Jaddu: It's not mine.
Rohit: Is that supposed to make us feel better...?
Jaddu: .....of course.
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Jassi: *holds open the door for bhuvi* After you.
Bhuvi: No, after you.
Jassi: I insist, after you.
Yuzi: *pushes past both of them* After me.
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ComédieCollection of incorrect quotes on our beloved Indian Cricket Team. [Both Romantic and Platonic]
