[Rohit is sleeping on the couch]
Rishu, shaking him: Bhaiya, are you asleep?
Rohit: No, I am training to die.
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Harry: "Raj doesn't laugh" translate it to hindi.
Rahul:
Hardik:
Rahul, grinning: Rajasthani
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Ishu: Shubi let's go and study on an aeroplane?
Shub: Why aeroplane?
Ishu: For higher education.
Shub:
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[Mumbaikars vs Punjabis]
Rohit: Vada pav, Samosa pav, bhajiya pav
Surya: Misal pav, Bhurji pav
Virat: Peg pao, Ice pao, Adha soda Aadha Pani paao, Jhappi pao, bhangra pao
Shub: Khap pao, Mitti pao, Siyappa pao
Virat: Je koi panga paunda te lamme pao!
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Harry: Bhaiya can I go to the store and get ice-cream?
Virat: Why? What did Rohit say?
Harry: No
Virat: Then why should I let you?
Harry: He is not the boss of you.
Virat: This is a trap this is a trap this is a trap this is a trap-
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Shrey: If you were offered ₹50,000 but the person you hate gets ₹1,00,000, would you take it?
Rohit: Yes. why wouldn't I want ₹1,50,000?
Shrey:
Shrey: Bhaiya, no-
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Rahul: Harry, what are you drinking?
Harry: Tea
Rahul: Oh...what kind of tea?
Harry: Tea....quila.
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Rishu: I am a confident driver.
Shrey:
Shrey: You almost ran over Sky bhaiya.
Rishu: But I did it with confidence.
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Virat: You actually were telling the truth?!
Yuzi: I do that quite a lot, Yet people are always surprised.
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[Rohit is on a car drive with Ishan and Shubman]
Rohit: Where is Ishan?
Shub: on the roof.
Rohit: THE ROOF?!!
Shub: Relax, he's got sunscreen on.
Rohit:
Rohit: Why always me God?
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HumorCollection of incorrect quotes on our beloved Indian Cricket Team. [Both Romantic and Platonic]
