Shub: I like your pants
Ishan: Thanks! they were 50% off.
Shub: Well, I'd like them 100% off.
Ishan: What kind of store just gives stuff away??
Shub: No, That's not what I-
Ishan: THAT'S NO WAY TO RUN A BUSINESS!!!
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Kuldeep: *sneaks into ICT hotel at 2 am*
Virat: *turns in swivel chair* Care to tell me where you were?
kuldeep: I was with........uh........Yuzi!!
Yuzi: *also turns in swivel chair*.
Care to- *keeps spinning* Virat bhaiya- I can't stop the chair-
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Ishan: That shirt looks great hardik bhaiya!
Hardik: Thanks!
Ishan: But I bet it would look even better on Rahul bhaiya's floor.
Hardik:
Rahul: Are you hitting on Hardik.....for me??
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Virat: Rohit! Can I show you something?
Rohit: Sure!
Virat: Can I show you in my room?
Rohit: okay!
Virat: Can you close the door?
Rohit: ..........okay.
Virat: Can you turn off the lights?
Rohit: *excited* Yes!
Virat: Grab my hand.
Rohit: *grabs his hand* What is it, Vi?
Virat: Look! my watch glows in the dark!!
Rohit:
Virat:
Rohit: *sarcastically* Oh My Gosh! That's the coolest thing ever!!!
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Shreyas: Where do you see yourself in five years, Rishu??
Rishabh: *under his breath* hopefully in your bed.
Shreyas: What?
Rishabh: I said HOPEFULLY DEAD!
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Shub: Nice, Ishan! High five!
Ishan: *gives him a high five*
Shub: *intertwines fingers*
Ishan: Wh-
Shub: I love you!
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Rohit: What color should I wear to prom?
Virat: Uh?? IDK???
Rohit: Well, we have to match so like, what color is your tux??
Virat:
Virat: Since when are we going to prom together?
Rohit:
Virat:
Rohit: Shit! I forgot to ask you!!!
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Hardik: Can we please get married?
Rahul: any given day.
Hardik: Now!
Rahul: *gets down on one knee*
Hardik: Oh My God!!! Oh My god!!!!!
Rahul: *ties shoes*
Hardik:
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Jaddu: Hey Rohit!! What do you want to do today?
Rohit: Virat.
Jaddu: What?
Rohit: What?
Virat: What?
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Ishan: Shubi and I do not have pet names for each other.
Jassi: uh.....huh....
Jassi: What's another name for dad?
Ishan: Daddy?
Shub, from the other room: Yes kitten?
Ishan:
Jassi: Don't lie to my face again!
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HumorCollection of incorrect quotes on our beloved Indian Cricket Team. [Both Romantic and Platonic]
