Hetalia Truth or Dare!

RAP BATTLE PART 2

TAIWAN VS. BELGIUM

Taiwan: You ready to go?

Belgium: Oh it is ON

Are you even a country? Half say yes and half think not!
Waving your proud flag it is all that you got. Don't call yourself magical, with your sparky flare!
You think you are so special with your curly misplaced hair!

Taiwan: Oh HELL no you are going DOWN

How does it feel? You say that you're on "top"
So unfortunate in love that you go and make it all up
Even pushed around by Luxemborg and Neddy too
Man you have burned it all up Ollie could make you into stew

You say you're the number one shipper
But I let you in the club
You freaking banged every country
You could set your eyes on

Belgium: Oh. You. Did. Not. Just. Go. There.

Little miss prissy pants
I could tell China something
Mention a little story I got
You got some секс but no ring
You got so freaking hammered
Then drew a piano key
So how was seven minutes in heaven
With...what was it? Roddy? 😈

Taiwan: *glares and turns bright red*

Well as I said before, you're no virgin yourself
And yet I could list off many countries who left you for someone else
Romano was a child but he was pretty sweet
Til he decided you were too much trouble
And he left for Spain

Ol' Neddy is your brother
But he isn't brotherly
The list goes on and on and on
But I guess I have to breathe

And what about your hair
Oh don't you dare deny it
Every one of us here can see
You obviously dyed it
From blonde to brown
To reddish then back
Man what's gonna happen next
Are ya gonna dye it black?

Belgium: I-

Taiwan: *interrupts*

And you say you're never noticed and it doesnt bother ya
So pardon me while I say this: is it possible you're Canada?

Admin: Oh. Heck. No. Canada is my baby! Nice burn though! Anywaayyyy I think we will end this here...this was an interesting dare thanks HetalianBelgianFox I think we should go repair some friendships now though XD XD

Taiwan: Nah we're good. But Austria is kinda with Admin now remember

Admin: YEP IM SO HAPPY

Austria: ...

Belgium: That was amazing

Hungary: Very cute

Belarus: I can still be shipped with Taiwan right

Admin: Of course Admins and Characters are usually different

Austria: Man this is confusing

Admin: Sorry anYYWAYY LEAVE YOUR TRUTHS AND/OR DARES OH AND GO CHECK OUT Slytherin_Meister 'S TRUTH OR DARE IT IS PRETTY COOL OK YEP BYE

Taiwan: And Belgium? We never speak of that

Belgium: I DOOOOO

((A/N crap this is bad oh well SORRY))