Hetalia Truth or Dare!

Dare~Quitting Cold Turkey

I dare Japan to go a full week without any manga/anime/fandom/yaoi related stuff! Hetalian_Kiku_Honda

Shippers: hWAT

Japan: Oh...oh dear...

Belgium: DOES HIS OWN BOYFRIEND COUNT?! SINCE ITS YAOI?!

Admin: Nahhh it's his own life

Japan: Ok good

Admin: OK READY GO!!

Day 1

Admin: Today, Japan attempted to withhold from watching a variety of animes, reading any manga, and finding photographs of any yaoi. He awoke at 9am. He took a 4 hour nap at 12pm, and a 1 hour nap at 7pm. He went to bed at 9pm.

Taiwan: Awh poor Japan this must be horrible

Day 2

Admin: Today, Japan did not awake until noon. He then went to the mall with America, however they soon returned, America dragging Japan. America shouted something about, "He fought to go in some store called the Hot Topical! Man people were staring!" Japan passed out soon after, waking only to eat dinner.

America: Tbh? Worst date ever. Well....maybe. *shudders*

Belgium: *awkwardly pats America's shoulder as he relives some memory*

Hungary: Do I want to know?

Iceland: No you don't

Day 3

Admin: Today Japan ate non stop. Literally. Non. Stop. I think he might have even eaten the sofa.

Britain: He's been hanging around America too much, his stomach for food has been transferred.

France: That makes no sense

Admin: aND IM HUNGRY

Hungary: NO IM HUNGARY

Belgium: NO DAD JOKES UNLESS I CAN MAKE THEM TOO

Iceland: NO DAD JOKES AT ALL

Norway: I can make them stop.

Iceland: Thank g-

Norway: Just call me big brother.

Iceland: ARGH

Admin: *purple aura* Someone better get me some food. Or. Else.

Day 4

Admin: Today...well.......

Taiwan: Let's not talk about today.

Hungary: But now everyone is gonna be curious

Admin: True....ok lets just say America and Japan had a drinking competition to get Japan's mind off this dare....

Taiwan: It was not a good sight. Well. Mostly. It was kinda funny though. China got mad but...who cares?

Hungary: Only one problem. Belgium joined them. And you know Belgium can rival America right? Well she did. Very well. And somehow they both got drunk.

Hungary: This is the first time in I don't even know how many decades. And they got others to join in. Half the nations are drunken messes right now.

Taiwan: The club was supposed to have a meeting today. We knew Japan couldn't be there. But...*looks over*

Japan: *sobbing mess* I JUST WANT *hic* MY YAOI *hic* AND MY ANIME AND-AND MY HEN-HENTAI...BUT AT LEAST I H-HAVE AMERICA RIGHT? *kisses America*

Hungary: Wow

Taiwan: *rubs neck* We may have some other problems.

Belgium: *standing on table* PAR-TAY TIME!!!!!! WOOOOO *starts to take off clothes*

Taiwan: DUDE NO

Belgium: *pouts and starts sobbing* Everyonr hates me.....WHY DO YOU ALL HATE ME?! I AM FABULOUS *failed hair flip because she falls off table*

Poland: NO I AM

Belgium: I will burn you all

Admin: She is a strange drunk

Iceland: H-Has anyone seen my-my-my Mr. Puffin? *stumbles over to Norway*

Norway: *facepalm* I told you not to join the stupid club now look at you. You're drunk. You idiot

Iceland: Wooooow rude Norgay go ma-make out with Den *hic* some more

Norway: Some more? Never have.

Iceland: Naaaaaah b-big bror...I have *hic* proooof! Haha! *big goofy grin*

Norway: *facepalm* it takes getting you drunk for you to call me big brother. Wow.

Admin: Japan's dare has made for some interesting stories.

Taiwan: Agreed

America: AAAAAADMINNNNNNN TAIWAAAAAAANNNNNN WAAAAANNA HAVE A DRINKINNNG CONTEXT?

Admin: Context?

Hungary: Dude you are already drunk

America: I COULD STILL BEAT YOU

Admin: *looks at Taiwan*

Taiwan: You. Are. On.

Admin: Lets go!

Day 5

Admin: Everyone had hangovers.

Hungary: EXCEPT ME HAHAHAHA

Norway: And me

Hungary: You got drunk dude. Either you don't get hungover in which you are lucky, or you are hiding it well. Kudos.

Admin: Everyone pleaaasee shut up

Day 6

Admin: Japan stayed inside all day. We made sure no dare was broken. I think he might still have a bit of a hangover. But he also probably slept. America went in for a few minutes though.

Taiwan: Maybe they kissed

Day 7 aka Last Day

Admin: DUDES JAPAN SPENT HIS LAST DAY LITERALLY DOING AMERICA

Taiwan: LEGIT

Hungary: WE GOT PICS AND VIDS

Belgium: AND SINCE ITS JAPANS LAST DAY OF EXILE, WE CAN UPLOAD THEM SOON

Admin: BUT DUDE IT WAS LITERALLY CONSTANT LIKE

Iceland: HOW IS IT POSSIBLE

Norway: Possible to do what?

Iceland: Um...for me to call you big bro. Impossible.

Norway: *suspicious glare*

Admin: WELLLLLL LETS JUST END HERE HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEH OK SEND IN MORE TRUTHS OR DARES YEY