Hetalia Truth or Dare!

Dare~The Talk

I dare Hungary to give the boys a rundown on lady puberty! Rayeeofsunshine

Admin: ☉_☉ so there are a couple people eagerly anticipating this one...

Hungary: ALRIGHT LETS GO CLASS BEGINS NOW

Boys: *blushing and sitting down*

Prussia: ARE YOU EVEN QUALIFIED TO DO THIS I MEAN YOU TH-

Hungary: We shall not speak of that!!! And raise your hand this is school!

Prussia: *grumbles*

Sealand: This is gonna be interesting!

Hungary: *looks at Admin*

Admin:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Britain: *stares at Admin*

Admin:  ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Finland: *glares at Admin*

Admin: OK FINE HE CAN LEAVE

Sealand: BUT I DONT WANNA

Finland: *glares at Britain*

Britain: *sighs and magiks him out*

Sealand: OY

Hungary: Ok lets get started

*all girls smirk and stand in the shadows to watch*

Hungary: OK so basically it all starts with....hair. Girls grow hair everywhere guys do. I KNOW ITS CRAZY RIGHT?! W O W

Austria: Hungary...

Hungary: HUSH OK SO THEN AFTER THAT A CERTAIN THING CALLED BREASTS BEGIN TO GROW

Prussia: Kesesesesesesesese

Hungary: NO IT HURTS SHUT UP YOU IDIOT PRUSSIA

France: *uncomfortable shifting*

Hungary: Oh dear, is the great romantic France uncomfortable? BE UNCOMFORTABLE

Belgium: Wow Hungary calm down

Hungary: *deep breaths* ok. Anyway. IT HURTS LIKE HELLFIRE AND THEN YOU HAVE TO GO GET BRAS BECAUSE FREAKING RUNNING AND WALKING AND MOVING HURTS AT ALL TIMES AND-

Austria: Hungary, please, we don't need all the details... *blushing*

Hungary: Dude you already know all this

Austria: That doesn't make this any easier for me...

Hungary: TOO BAD ANYWAY THEN THIS BEAUTIFUL THING CALLED ACNE HAPPENS

Taiwan: Not to everyone

Hungary: You and your perfect skin ugh

Belgium: DUDE CALM DOWN

Hungary: Ok ok ok ok anyway there's this little thing called MOOD SWINGS

Belgium: Which Hungary is so nicely demonstrating right now

Russia: Is that why my sisters get really scary sometimes?

Hungary: Sure

Russia: Oh it makes sense now

Belarus: *laughs*

Hungary: AND THEN THERE IS THIS LITTLE THING CALLED HAIR. FREAKING. EVERYWHERE.

France: PLEASE you already talked about that

Hungary: WELL IT NEEDS TO BE TALKED ABOUT AGAIN YOU FREAKING HAVE TO SHAVE LIKE YOUR ENTIRE BODY TWICE A WEEK AND WE ARE FREAKING IMMORTAL CALM YOUR TITS WHICH BY THE WAY WE HAVE AND YOU DONT AND THEY HURT AND YOU JUST LIKE TO STARE AT THEM

Belgium: Shhhhh. Shhhh. Hush.

Hungary: calm....calm....calmmmmmm ok there's this thing called dis-

Taiwan: Gross I don't think they need to know about THAT gosh Hungary just get to the motherfreaking waterfalls of Satan and end this thing already I'm tired

Hungary: *rolls eyes and folds arms* fine there is this thing that Taiwan so clearly described as a waterfall of satan.

This is accurate. I guess the official name for it is "menstruation" or some shiet like that bUT ITS A WATERFALL OF SATAN OK IT HURTS LIKE SATAN IS STABBING YOUR INSIDES AND TWISTING THE KNIFE AND POURING ACID IN

France: *completely horrified*

Switzerland: *bored*

China: WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL? THAT MUST BE AN EXAGGERATION ARU! NO WAY

Hungary: NO UTERUS, NO FRUKING OPINION GOT IT

Taiwan: I could easily let you be a girl for a year or two if you want *sweet but menacing smile*

China: *horrified*

Taiwan: THATS RIGHT

Hungary: Basically our entire insides shed and then the blood pours out of our vajay-jay and it causes cramps and anger and food cravings and overall bi*chyness. Also. Normal humans have it once a month for a week. As countries, we have it once a year for 3 months. And we are all in sync which means wE ALL GET IT TOGETHER LOOK OUT MOTHERFRUKERS

Belgium: Hungary is early if you cannot tell

France: *extremely red*

Hungary: YEP IM FREAKING LOSING BLOOD SO FAST I SHOULD BE DEAD. ITS JUST POURING OUT OF ME RIGHT AT THIS VERY MOMENT. I COULD DROWN YOU ALL IN MY INSIDES.

Taiwan: Woooooaaahhhh Hungary. Calmmmm down!

Wy: This sounds terrifying

Hungary: LET ME GO

Admin: Well that was interesting. Lets end it here.....send in more truths and dares!!