Hetalia Truth or Dare!

Dare~BTT Chicken Fight

You should dare the "children" of the BTT to do a chicken fight on the shoulders of their older counterparts. France and Canada, Spamano, Prussia and Germany... -CaitTheBunny

Romano: What the f**king hell is a chicken fight?

Admin: It's where you're in the pool and one person sits on another person's shoulders and then two "groups" fight to knock the other off. Like if I sat on America's shoulders and we were up against China who had Japan on his shoulders, Japan and I would try to knock each other off. IT'S REALLY FUN

Germany: Oh no

Prussia: Well, I will be awesome of course and knock everyone off-

Admin: It says the "children" are on the shoulders. Germany will be on yours.

Prussia: BUT HE'S NOT EVEN A CHILD ANYMORE

Admin: Well I verified that though they are all grown now, they are still the "children" of the BTT so too bad.

Germany: Oh no

Canada: Maybe my invisibility will come in handy now...

*nobody except admin hears him*

Admin: *sly smile*

Romano: Oh hELL NO

Admin: *clicks fingers and magically they're in a pool in swimsuits* ohonhonhon

France: Hey, that's my laugh!

Admin: Not anymore ohonhonhon

France: *glares*

Admin: Ohonhonhonohonhonohon ohohonhonohon ohonohonhonhonhon

France: *cries* why

Admin: OH WAIT WE STILL HAVE THE DARE

Germany: Oh no

Admin: *snaps fingers again and Canada is on France's shoulders, Romano is on Spain's shoulders, and Germany is on Prussia's shoulders*

Romano: LET ME DOWN YOU FREAKING BASTARD

Spain: Sorry Roma, it's a dare

Romano: Damn bastardo

Prussia: *struggling under the weight of beautifully muscled Germany*

France: *easily holding Canada aloft*

Prussia: *shaking* Damn...we might...not win this...bruder? Are you...staying...upright?

Germany: *wobbling* Well, you're moving around too much for me to stay balanced!

France: You doing ok up there, my little Mathieu?

Canada: Yep

Spain: Roma, are you ok?

Romano: *blushing wildly* I want to get DOWN you bastard

Spain: Awe, my little tomato

Romano: Don't CALL ME THAT

Admin: Alright, everyone *looks to Prussia and Germany* most everyone is situated.

Germany: *sigh* just hurry this up already

Admin: Ok, ready...

France: *glares down the competition*

Canada: *grips France's head tightly*

Admin: Set...

Romano: *figures he's not getting out so becomes extra determined to win*

Spain: *cheerfully smiles at everyone*

Admin: GO!

*water splashes everywhere as they all move towards each other*

Prussia: *takes one step*

Germany: BRUDER

Prussia: *loses balance and falls over, Germany falling off his shoulders*

Admin: GERMANY AND PRUSSIA ARRRRE OUT!

Prussia: Well this was totally un-awesome

Germany: *glares at Prussia*

Romano: *laughs* TAKE THAT YOU BASTARDS

Spain: *walks towards France and Canada* Get him Roma

Romano: *lets out war cry* FOR TOMATOOOOOOOOOSSSSS

France: We've got this Mattie

Canada: *kicks water up into Spain's face*

Spain: *splutters and coughs* Take. Them. Down.

Romano: TOMATOOOOOOOO *violently kicks a ton of water into France's face and squirts water gun at Canada*

Admin, Germany, and Prussia: Wait where did he get that

Canada: *dramatic scream as he falls off France's shoulders* MAPLEEEEEEEE

Romano: HAHA TAKE THAT YOU SYRUP EATING BASTARD *high fives Spain*

Admin: SPAIN AND ROMANO WIN! YEAHHHHHHH NOW KISS

Spain: *kisses Romano*

Romano: wait that wasn't part of the dare you- *kisses back*

Spain: *fist pump*

Romano: *slaps him but still kisses him*

Japan and Taiwan: *appear out of nowhere* OTP *videos*

Admin: Well this has been entertaining. And quite hot *looks back over at the guys without shirts on* Don't forget to-um-what was I saying?

Germany: *sigh* Don't forget to vote and comment truths or dares for the Hetalia crew

Prussia: YES THE AWESOME PRUSSIA HAS AWESOME ABS HUH

Admin: Yes...no. I can't. PruCan.

Prussia: wait what