Day 1
Romano: NORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING THOSE ARE MY TOMATOES!!
Nora: *smashing tomatoes*
Romano: NOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID BABY UGH
Admin: Roma be nice
Romano: BUT THOSE ARE MY TOMATOES AND SHE IS RUINING THEM
Admin: Roma calmmmmmm
Nora: *waddles over*
Admin: How did she learn to walk I thought she couldn't earlier....wait wasn't she just born???
Romano: She's a personification you idiot
Admin: Oh yeah
Nora: *smiles at Romano*
Admin: Awwwwww she likes you!!
Romano: O-oh... *looks at Nora with an almost smile*
Nora: *smears tomato all over Romano*
Romano: AUGH WTF CHILD!!!
Admin: ROMANO LANGUAGE
Nora: What....what?
Admin: How TF IS SHE SPEAKING ALREADY
Romano: *smirks* Language Admin language
Admin: *glares*
Nora: What....
Romano: SCREW THIS ITS SIESTA TIME
Admin: You have to take Nora with you I'm not in charge of her
Romano: FINE *takes Nora*
<5 minutes later>
Romano: *shouts down the stairs* SHE WONT SLEEP
Admin: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SING TO HER
Romano: THAT WONT WORK YOU IDIOT
Admin: HOW DO YOU KNOW
Romano: IT NEVER WORKED FOR VENEZIANO OR ROME OR VENICE
Admin: Awwwwwwwwwww you are such a cute daddy
Romano: WHAT?!!?
Admin: JUST TRY! AND STOP SHOUTING ALREADY
Romano: BUT I
Admin: DO IT
Romano: FINEEEEEEE
Admin: Hmph
Romano: *sings* BUONO TOMATO BUONO TOMATO BUONO BUONO OOH! TOMATO AKA AGATE MIDORI SAGATE TOMA-TOMA-TOMATO! HNG!
Admin: THATS NOT GONNA WORK YOU BAKA SING A LULLBY!
Romano: STOP SHOUTING SHE IS ASLEEP AND NOW ITS MY TURN
Admin: How tf did that work what even
Day 2
Admin: ROMA WAKE UP NORA IS HUNGRY
Romano: THEN MAKE HER FOOD YOU IDIOT
Admin: I AM NOT IN CHARGE AROUND HERE YOU MAKE THE FOOD YOU LAZY BUM
Romano: Yeah but you're the girl
Admin: OH NO YOU DID NOT *walks into Romano's room*
Romano: Get tf out I'm tiiiired!
Admin: *slaps Romano* GET OUT OF BED AND MAKE NORA SOME FOOD SHE WANTS PANCAKES
Romano: But I cant maaaaaake pancakes!!
Admin: GO MAKE PANCAKES
Romano: Fine *goes downstairs*
Admin: *sighs and sits down*
Romano: SHIT SHIT SH-ADMIN HELP
Admin: Crap what did he do
Romano: HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP
Nora: *screaming and crying*
Admin: CRAP ROMANO WHAT THE FRICK HAVE YOU DONE
Romano: I WAS MAKING PANCAKES AND SHE CAME IN AND SCARED ME AND I HIT THE GRIDDLE AND BURNED MY ARM AND IT FLIPPED OFF THE COUNTER AND FELL ON HER HEAD
Admin: WTF ROMANO WOW I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD BE ANY WORSE AT THIS CHILD CARE THING
Romano: THANKS ITS NOT LIKE I HAVENT RAISED KIDS BEFORE
Admin: AND LOOK HOW THEY TURNED OUT ROME IS LITERALLY IN PRISON RIGHT NOW
Romano: that's not her fault she was framed
Admin: ANYWAY COME ON WE HAVE TO GET NORA TO THE HOSPITAL! SINCE YOU SO KINDLY LET HER CONTINUE TO BE BURNED!!
Romano: Wow just. Wow. Ok lets go
Admin: YEA LETS GO
<rest of the day spent at the hospital>
Admin: Good job Romano. She has second degree burns and a bruise the size of a watermelon!!
Romano: I'm just going to bed now ugh
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