Child Care Part 2

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Day 1

Romano: NORA WHAT ARE YOU DOING THOSE ARE MY TOMATOES!!

Nora: *smashing tomatoes*

Romano: NOOOOOOOOO YOU STUPID BABY UGH

Admin: Roma be nice

Romano: BUT THOSE ARE MY TOMATOES AND SHE IS RUINING THEM

Admin: Roma calmmmmmm

Nora: *waddles over*

Admin: How did she learn to walk I thought she couldn't earlier....wait wasn't she just born???

Romano: She's a personification you idiot

Admin: Oh yeah

Nora: *smiles at Romano*

Admin: Awwwwww she likes you!!

Romano: O-oh... *looks at Nora with an almost smile*

Nora: *smears tomato all over Romano*

Romano: AUGH WTF CHILD!!!

Admin: ROMANO LANGUAGE

Nora: What....what?

Admin: How TF IS SHE SPEAKING ALREADY

Romano: *smirks* Language Admin language

Admin: *glares*

Nora: What....

Romano: SCREW THIS ITS SIESTA TIME

Admin: You have to take Nora with you I'm not in charge of her

Romano: FINE *takes Nora*

<5 minutes later>

Romano: *shouts down the stairs* SHE WONT SLEEP

Admin: MAYBE YOU SHOULD SING TO HER

Romano: THAT WONT WORK YOU IDIOT

Admin: HOW DO YOU KNOW

Romano: IT NEVER WORKED FOR VENEZIANO OR ROME OR VENICE

Admin: Awwwwwwwwwww you are such a cute daddy

Romano: WHAT?!!?

Admin: JUST TRY! AND STOP SHOUTING ALREADY

Romano: BUT I

Admin: DO IT

Romano: FINEEEEEEE

Admin: Hmph

Romano: *sings* BUONO TOMATO BUONO TOMATO BUONO BUONO OOH! TOMATO AKA AGATE MIDORI SAGATE TOMA-TOMA-TOMATO! HNG!

Admin: THATS NOT GONNA WORK YOU BAKA SING A LULLBY!

Romano: STOP SHOUTING SHE IS ASLEEP AND NOW ITS MY TURN

Admin: How tf did that work what even

Day 2

Admin: ROMA WAKE UP NORA IS HUNGRY

Romano: THEN MAKE HER FOOD YOU IDIOT

Admin: I AM NOT IN CHARGE AROUND HERE YOU MAKE THE FOOD YOU LAZY BUM

Romano: Yeah but you're the girl

Admin: OH NO YOU DID NOT *walks into Romano's room*

Romano: Get tf out I'm tiiiired!

Admin: *slaps Romano* GET OUT OF BED AND MAKE NORA SOME FOOD SHE WANTS PANCAKES

Romano: But I cant maaaaaake pancakes!!

Admin: GO MAKE PANCAKES

Romano: Fine *goes downstairs*

Admin: *sighs and sits down*

Romano: SHIT SHIT SH-ADMIN HELP

Admin: Crap what did he do

Romano: HEEEEEEELLLLLPPPPPPP

Nora: *screaming and crying*

Admin: CRAP ROMANO WHAT THE FRICK HAVE YOU DONE

Romano: I WAS MAKING PANCAKES AND SHE CAME IN AND SCARED ME AND I HIT THE GRIDDLE AND BURNED MY ARM AND IT FLIPPED OFF THE COUNTER AND FELL ON HER HEAD

Admin: WTF ROMANO WOW I DIDNT THINK YOU COULD BE ANY WORSE AT THIS CHILD CARE THING

Romano: THANKS ITS NOT LIKE I HAVENT RAISED KIDS BEFORE

Admin: AND LOOK HOW THEY TURNED OUT ROME IS LITERALLY IN PRISON RIGHT NOW

Romano: that's not her fault she was framed

Admin: ANYWAY COME ON WE HAVE TO GET NORA TO THE HOSPITAL! SINCE YOU SO KINDLY LET HER CONTINUE TO BE BURNED!!

Romano: Wow just. Wow. Ok lets go

Admin: YEA LETS GO

<rest of the day spent at the hospital>

Admin: Good job Romano. She has second degree burns and a bruise the size of a watermelon!!

Romano: I'm just going to bed now ugh

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