Hetalia Zombie Apocalypse Pt 4

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FACE Family: *walking in group*

Prussia: Hello France! 'Merica! Birdie! Can the awesome me join you?

Canada: Su-

America: THERES JAPAN!!!

*Japan joins them*

Japan: Pardon the intrusion. Hello America-san

America: Yo dude!! Seen any "survivors" yet?

Japan: No

Hungary: WELL NOW YOU HAVE SUP BEYOTCHES

Belgium: AYE HUNGARY ALL OUR SHIPS!!

Hungary: YIS *pretends to cut off America and Japan's heads*

Britain: YOU WANKER *goes to fight*

Belgium: *shoots nerf gun at his head*

France: ANGLETERRE!

Hungary: *hits him with "pipe"*

Prussia: I WILL PROTECT YOU BIRDIE

Canada: GIL LOOK OUT *uses hand to block pool noodle*

Prussia: Thanks for saving the aweso-

Canada: *gets shot with nerf gun and looks apologetically at Prussia before sitting down*

Prussia: BIRDIE

Belgium: *shoots him too*

Hungary: Now kiss

All of them: WHAT

Belgium: Nah it will have to wait look *points ahead* gerita

Hungary: *sneaks up behind them and hits them both on the head with pool noodles*

Belgium: Nice work

Hungary: Thanks boo

*walk away*

Everyone they "killed" looks at each other

Britain: Well they're gone now

*everyone starts making out*

Belgium and Hungary: *around the corner taking pictures*

Belgium: I knew it would work

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Hong Kong: Like, why are we doing this again?

Poland: Because people are like, totally crazy

Lithuania: What is with you two and saying the word "like" all the time?

Poland: Like, what are you talking about? We like, do not say "like" all the time!

Hong Kong: Lithuania you are like, making no sense like, what are you like, talking about?

Lithuania: *facepalms*

CR: *hits Lithuania on the head with pool noodle*

Poland: That was like, totally rude!

Hong Kong: Yeah, like, we were having a conversation? Like, rude?

CR: *rolls her eyes*

Liechtenstien: *hits both of them on the neck with short pool noodles* now you can continue your conversation in the afterlife

Hong Kong and Poland: Like, wow you did not just...wow. Nagging us about the afterlife when we are like, dead, is so rude.

CR: *facepalms* C'mon Lilly let's go

Liechtenstein: *skips away*

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Romano: Ugh these bastards are f**king ridiculous

Spain: Roma! This is fun!

Seborga: Whatever

Romano: *sees Wy up ahead* OY! NOT COUNTRY BASTARD! COME KILL US ALREADY!

Spain: Romanooooooo

Wy: What. Did. You. Just. Say?

Seborga: Good job fratello good job *sarcasm intensifies*

Wy: *shoots them all in head with nerf gun*

Spain: Romaaa why did you do that????

Wy: *hits them countless times with pool noodles*

Romano: *wails* SPAINNNN SAVE ME MAKE HER STOP

Wy: *leaves* Bastards

Spain: Awwww Roma

Romano: Get off me you stupid tomato lover

Seborga: All the tsundere. All of it.

Romano: What?

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