Dare~Hetalia Zombie Apocalypse

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I dare the whole Hetalia cast to redo a walking dead scene or do a Hetalia zombie apocalypse! Hetalian_Kiku_Honda

Britain: What the bloody hell is the "walking dead?"

America: *gasps* onLY THE BEST SHOW EVER

Canada: It's not that good....

France: Ohonhonhonhon my little Matthieu being all assertive!

Admin: Ok so apparently some people here don't know what the walking dead is so we will just do a Hetalia zombie apocalypse!
WHO WANTS TO BE A ZOMBIEEE??

America: Dude not me! I wanna be...THE HERO!!

Hungary: I have an idea! How about the only people who aren't zombies are the girls? Make a badass scene with only girl heroines?

Taiwan: I second that!

Belgium: I third!

Admin: ITS SETTLED THEN!!! ALL THE GUYS ARE ZOMBIES AND THE GIRLS HAVE TO SURVIVE!

Japan: Ahem...Admin...shouldn't we have some, you know...rules?

Admin: If you get hit in the head you are dead as a zombie. If your head gets bashed in you are dead. If your head gets cut off you are dead. And no molesting the survivors zombies don't care about that.

Britain: HEAR THAT, FROG?

France: What, me?

Admin: Paint guns and Nerf guns are the "guns" of course. Pool noodles are pipes, hammers, anything that can do harm if it hits someones head.

Russia: Can I use my pipe as a pool noodle?

Admin: No. Ok half of a pool noodle is a knife, sword, etc for if you wanna cut a zombie's head off. THE GUYS HAVE TO ACT LIKE ZOMBIES!!

Denmark: THIS IS GETTING INTENSE!!!

Admin: I take these very seriously. Ok so now that all of that is covered....we can start!!

Prussia: ZE AWESOME ME WILL TRIUMPH ALL

Admin: No you're already a zombie remember

Prussia: I will be a hot zombie, right?

Admin: If it's possible. Ok we will reenact it in this giant mansion because we don't wanna freak people out but we need a bit space that had lots of room to hide.

Italy: This mansion looks creepy...

Admin: TOO BAD YOU ARE GOING TO PARTICIPATE OK I WILL GO IN AND PUT SOME "GUNS" AND "AMMO" AROUND ALONG WITH POOL NOODLES OK? OK GOOD *leaves*

Sealand: Yay! I can prove that I am a country by being awesome at this!

Britain: *looks around* ok good admin isnt around *magics Sealand away* you will not participate

Sealand: EFF YOU BRITAIN *is magiked and stuck in Sealand*

Admin: *comes back* ok thanks Iggy you sent Sealand away

Britain: WHAT

Admin: OK EVERYTHING IS READY i totally didnt just drop stuff everywhere as i ran ANYWAY OK GIRLS HAVE 5 MINUTES TO HIDE! YOU CAN ONLY HAVE ONE PARTNER AT THE BEGINNING. READY? SET? GO!

*girls run off*

Admin: Ok we will continue in the next part

Boys: Who tf is she talking to

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