My Countryhumans book

Florida Headcanons

My little chaos gremlin

After the Civil War, the states that weren't a part of the South sort of ignored the Southern states, from barely talking to them to giving them the cold shoulder, so not only did this take a MAJOR toll on Florida's mental health, it also fed into one of her biggest fears, the fear of abandonment. So, in retaliation, she became the chaos bringer we all know and love today, half because she just wants to have some chaos nowadays.

She misses Spain even after all of the pain he's caused her.

She bleaches and dyes her hair (poorly) whenever she gets bored and has unrestricted access + is unsupervised.

Is actually very smart but uses it in all the wrong ways.

Her and Hawaii are surprisingly good friends.

Louisiana is her ride or die, bff, any platonic title available that's them.

She can read, she just says she can't so she gets out of doing work.

A shockingly good parent.

Can and will eat anything.

She has been spotted by multiple countries around the world, they just didn't know it was her, the personification of Florida.

She also the main target of the Countryhumans, it's hard to believe how one state/ personification can be so chaotic.