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Halloween surprise!

I KNOW IM 5 DAYS LATE STFU

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Third person POV:

It was Halloween! Many states dressed up and went out, some with their cities, some without, and some decided to stay in, some staying just to steal  from the states who actually went out a trick or treated.

Two of the states who went out included Florida and Louisiana, Louisiana dressed up as a warlock, his outfit consisted of a witch hat, all black clothing with a long black cape. Pretty basic but Louisiana was mostly in it for the candy, parties and most importantly alcohol. He sat in the kitchen as he waited for his partner. It had been a mystery to what Florida was going to be this year, typically she would've dressed up as an alligator or something weird and caused a bit chaos before actually trick or treating, partying all night then passing out in a field somewhere but this year would be different she said.

Louisiana sat by the island and drink his daiquiri while scrolling through twitter until Florida had called him.

Louisiana: Mais sha what's been taking you so long, it's nearly 8 and I thought you said you wanted to do a lot of things tonight?

Florida giggled before answering.

Florida: Now that's a mystery my friend, I'm in the shed behind the house, teleport to me.

Louisiana: Whatever you say sha.

Louisiana hung up and did as per Florida's instructions, one he had teleported he was greeted with nothing but darkness he was just about to yell out before a hand was placed on his shoulder. He yelped loudly before turning around to see Florida standing behind him chuckling, but he couldn't see her mouth moving.

Florida: you scream like a girl.

Louisiana sighed before pulling out his phone and turning on the flashlight then stood there in shock. There in front of him was Florida, in her state form

Louisiana: Mais sha...I know you can be stupid but this is a whole 'nother level.

Florida: Pshh it's not that bad- plus it's Halloween no one would suspect a thing, this time of year is the PERFECT time! 

She explained while stretching.

Florida: Plus it gives me the ability to let this form breathe for little bit.

Louisiana: Mais sha...well I ain't gonna stop ya, just don't let any of the other see ya.

Florida: Bet.

After the duo managed to avoid being caught they went off and goofed around just like Florida had promised, along the way Florida had gotten a ton of compliments, some even asking for a selfie. Unbeknownst to them, one said picture taker had posted them onto the internet for the whole world to see.

After getting drunk out of their minds they teleported back into Floridas room and blacked out. 

The next morning Florida woke up holding Louisiana's hand, whom was still passed out from the night before. She got up, opened her door, then was tackled to the floor being choked out by an angry looking state.

California: YOU FUCKING (r slur)!

Florida: WHOA WHOA WHOA, WHAT THE FUCK DID I DO-

California squeezed harder before letting go one hand and takes out their phone before shoving it in Florida's face, there was her and Louisiana posing beside to a cosplayer.

Florida knew she was fucked.

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What'd yall dress up as for Halloween?