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OMG THE US STATES MEETING THE COUNTRIES?

Ok, this isn't gonna be the cliche "oh they snuck into the meeting and get caught" ya da ya da bs.

Just...let me cook 😎

Thinking

Speaking

P.S: their alr in their human forms.

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Third-Person POV:

*ARGH*

*ARGH

*ARGH

*AR-SLAM!*

America: Uggghhhhhhhh...

America sat up groggily, he had yet broken another one of his alarm clock, it's a bad habit he's gotta stop doing that and he needs to learn to control his strength too. He slides both of feet off of his bed, the sound of empty chip bags and soda bottles fell onto to the floor and he steps on an array of different candies and snacks. He shouldn't have tried and play through Elden ring on a work night, especially since there was a meeting today.

He blinked away his tiredness but to no avail, he still couldn't see shit, it took him an uncomfortably long time to realize he wasn't wearing his sunglasses.

America: maybe getting prescription sunglasses was a bad idea..

He puts them on and he's finally greeted with the..messy world infront of him.

America: Egh..this is a problem for after the meeting, what time is it anyway?

He picks up his phone and checks the time, 6:30.....

America: there's no way I forgot to put on my alarm again..

He immediately charged straight to the bathroom and got his shit together, after he was done he checked the time again, 6:45

America: ok still enough time to gather my things, maybe I can be on time to this meeting!

After America grabbed his suitcase he busted out of his room and bolted down the stair, he didn't bother to make breakfast, he could survive until lunch, as he made it into his car he checked the time one final time..7:05, he was late.

America: welp, so much for trynna be on time for once.

America pulled out of his driveway feeling a sense of dread build up in his chest, UN is gonna get on his ass again, he just knows it.

As he approaches the UN building, he see's a few capitals, states, and provinces running into the building, it was a little reassuring knowing he wasn't the only one late, he got out of his vehicle and made his way inside.

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He approached the glass doors of the meeting room ever so carefully, he pushed them open ever so slightly and snaked his way to his seat, but god wasn't on his side that day..

UN: Oh look at who we have here, how are you doing on this glorious Tuesday at 7:45 am!

America: I-I'm doing alright..

America shuffled in his set uncomfortably as a felt stares from all across the room.

UN: now what is your reason now on why your late this time~?

America: I was.. ᵖˡᵃʸⁱⁿᵍ ᵉˡᵈᵉⁿ ʳⁱⁿᵍ..

UN: come again?

Canada: PFT-

America glared at the country right next to him, One of his best comrades, Canada, laughing at him!?

UN: and what could America have said be so funny Canada?

Canada: N-nothing I'm sorry, b-but why

America: Canada no.

Canada: why would you play elden ring..on a WORK NIGHT

Canada couldn't hold it in and burst out laughing with the rest of the countries, America slumpt into his seat and his face turns red.

UN: settle down, settle down everyone, I hope you take this as a lesson America.

America: yeah yeah yeah..

The meeting went on without a hitch but one particular issue UN was going over stuck to the back of America's mind.

UN: Another issue we have is..United states of America, where are your..states? You all know they're supposed to show up at these kind of meetings to you know.

America: where they are..I don't know actually, they're probably out doing their own thing, I wouldn't worry that much about it in my opinion but I can try to convince to show up.

UN: please do, moving on-

America: hm when was the last I talked to..any of my states actually, I need to start doing that more.

After another  America watched the clocked as it hit 8:00, America's hunger was barely contained, as a bolted towards the staff room to warm up his lunch.

Australia: jeez mate, was breakfast even a thought today?

America ignores Australia's statement as he continued to watch his lunch rotate in the microwave, the more he watched, the more he let his mind wander.

How are my states?

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I hope you guys like this one, pt 2?

Word count: 705

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