Dare by: HerveyMarieTiu
Me: Alfred...
America: YES, BABE???
Me: .....I'm pregnant
America: Holy
mother of
Omg I'm so sorry if it's my fault forgive me Piri I'm so sorry (is actually smiling because he's happy and he thinks he's the father)
WAIT YOU'RE LYING RIGHT
Me: Haha yes
wait
maybe, maybe not O-O
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YES I AM PREGNANT FOR REAL AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!! *GETS 92827161729101917161690181614131 KILLING WEAPONS*