Dare: Fool America that I'm pregnant

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Dare by: HerveyMarieTiu

Me: Alfred...

America: YES, BABE???

Me: .....I'm pregnant

America: Holy

mother of

Omg I'm so sorry if it's my fault forgive me Piri I'm so sorry (is actually smiling because he's happy and he thinks he's the father)

WAIT YOU'RE LYING RIGHT

Me: Haha yes

wait

maybe, maybe not O-O

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YES I AM PREGNANT FOR REAL AND IT'S YOUR FAULT!!!! *GETS 92827161729101917161690181614131 KILLING WEAPONS*

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