Question by: official-cambodia
Timor Leste: Well
I was bored
and I had no one to play with since big sister Indonesia and Malaysia and Piri are all so busy with their stupid boyfriends
and Vietnam is drunk
and Myanmar was forced to come with her
so I came
Thailand: Well I asked you if you wanted to play with my elephant...
Timor Leste: WHAT?! WHY DIDN'T YOU SAY SO EARLIER?!
Philippines: Timor
I don't have a boyfriend
Timor Leste: YES YOU DO! YOU HAVE LIKE, 12 BOYFRIENDS
Philippines: Hahahah, okay. Name them all.
Timor Leste: Brunei
Japan
America (HE IS CHEATING ON YOU, BIG SISTER MARIA BEWARE)
Canada
Spain
Romano
England (he has three gfs and it's Piri, Malaysia, and Seychelles and also a bf who is France)
South Korea
Mexico
Denmark
Norway
Australia (his other gf is Indonesia)
Philippines: Hahah... very funny. I never even dated any of them -_- But I did... date Brunei once. And America and I ALMOST started dating but then I realized how much of a TRAITOR he is when our war together started
Laos: Here I am~!
China: HELLO I AM HERE TOO
Vietnam: gtfo you are not part of Southeast Asia you old hag
China: LIEN THAT'S MEAN ARU~ ;(
Thailand: *smiling*
Vietnam: Thailand... smiling as always -_- Seriously, how do you do that?
Thailand: It's simple!
Vietnam: NO IT'S NOT! IT'S LIKE, THE MOST DIFFICULT THING TO DO ON EARTH
Myanmar: Wait, why are we here again o-o
Philippines: Because Cambods misses you guys even when you're all so idiotic
