Dare: Force Singapore to go on a blind date

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Full dare: Force Singapore to go on a blind date wearing a revealing dress with random nations including the Nyo! versions of the ASEAN girls
Dare by: LadyEmily_Bernadotte

Me: WEAR IT!!!!

Singapore: HELL NO!!!! WHAT IS THIS FOR ANYWAY?!?!

Me: JUST WEAR IT!!!!

Singapore: EWWWWWW NO

Me: I WILL TAKE AWAY

ALL YOUR BOOKS

Singapore: ....You're evil ;-; Fine I'll wear this. But I'm sticking with my sneakers and I'm bringing a hoodie.

Me: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

HAHAHAH

AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHA

no.

Singapore: Y

Me: You're wearing heels. And makeup too. And I'm gonna curl your hair.

Singapore: F**k no

Me: I WILL TAKE AWAY ALL YOUR BOOKS

Singapore: ....Fine.

Me: AND YOU'RE NOT WEARING GLASSES EITHER.

Singapore: THEN HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO SEE?!

Me: -_- I know you have perfect eyesight. You just wear glasses to look smart.

Singapore: .....

Me: ((THIS REVENGE FOR TRICKING ME INTO GOING ON DATES WITH ROMANO, AMERICA, AND SOME OTHER ANNOYING GUYS ;D))

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China: Singaaa!

Singapore: what is the long-haired idiot doing here I'M GETTING OUT OF HERE

Me: NO. STAY HERE FOR 20 MINUTES.

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Singapore: FINALLY. THE DATE IS OVER. NOW CAN I GO HOME???

Me: Umm... can we go somewhere first? I need to... er, go get something.

Singapore: Uh, okay.

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Singapore: WHAT THE HELL

THIS IS A RESTAURANT SIMILAR TO THE OTHER ONE WE WENT TO

England: why am i here

Singapore: ew it's caterpillar eyebrows

Me: 30 MINUTES.

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Singapore: Okay, can I go home now?!

Me: I still need to go to that place where I need to get something.

Singapore: Just go there alone.

Me: NO! YOU'RE COMING WITH ME!

~*~*~*~*~*

Singapore: ....Another fancy restaurant, another blind date -.- And my blind date is Hong Kong.

Hong Kong: what the hell

philippines you never told me i was going on a date with HER

Singapore: *raises the finger*

Hong Kong: *raises the finger too*

SG and HK: WE HATE EACH OTHER AND WE ALWAYS WILL

Me: *sigh*

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Singapore: Okay, that's it. I'm going home already.

Me: Come onnnn. Just one more destination? Pleaseee?

Singapore: Sure, one more destination, and that's my home.

Me: No! I mean like, can you come with me somewhere?

Singapore: To another restaurant with another blind date? Ha, I don't think so.

Male! Malaysia: Why not~? *hugs from behind*

Singapore: O///O ...who is this

Male! Malaysia: Who do you think it is? I'm your last date.

Singapore: Hahahah

hahah

hahahahaahhahha

I don't think so.

Male! Malaysia: Aw, come o-

Singapore: *KICKS AND SENDS HIM FLYING TO THE SKY*

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