Full question: Can you and China hug and apologize to each other so there are no more problems between you?
Question by: butler_whisper
Me: ha
we used to be close
but now
NOPE
I WON'T APOLOGIZE TO HIM, HE STARTED IT
China: ME?! IT WAS YOU WHO STARTED IT!!
Me: O REALLY? AND ALSO, WHY DON'T YOU MANAGE YOUR ESCALATORS??? THEY HAVE MAJOR PROBLEMS. AFTER THAT ESCALATOR ACCIDENT ABOUT A WOMAN GETTING CRUSHED BY THE ESCALATOR, I HAVE STARTED AVOIDING ESCALATORS IN CHINA ALREADY.
