Dare by: K443smilesforever
Me: *STEALS ALL OF JAPAN'S RAREST ANIME STUFF*
Japan: ?? Where did they all go???
Me: *BARGES IN HIS HOUSE*
Japan: Oh, konnichiwa, Firi-san. Would you like some sushi?
Me: *PLAYS LOUD MUSIC*
Japan: ...Well... that's fine.
Me: *DRINKS BEER AND GOT THE WOODEN FLOOR WET*
Japan: .....
Me: HEY JAPAN!! LET'S TALK!!
OH, DO YOU KNOW THAT
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Me: AND THEN SHE WAS LIKE, OMG AND I WAS LIKE, OMG TOO
IT WAS SO WEIRD, LIKE, OMG
AND DID YOU KNOW WHAT SHE SAID???? SHE WAS LIKE,
Japan: Firi... are you trying to get me mad?
Me: ...Yes.
Japan: You know that I'm a very calm person who never gets mad, right? And besides, I do get a little mad sometimes, just not at you :)
Me: O///O why?
Japan: Because
