Full dare: Babysit Chibi! America for the whole day while older America with the other countries watch you.
Dare by: PearlOfTheOrientSeas
Me: HELL NO *^* AFTER WHAT THAT LITTLE BRAT DID YESTERDAY, I-
Chibi! America: *puppy pouts* *teary eyes* What did I do? And why don't you like me? *cries*
Me: *heavy breathing* ...So adorable.....
Chibi! America: .....WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!
Me: OKAY OKAY CALM DOWN WHAT DO YOU WANT, A STUFFED TOY? A RUGBY BALL? TOY GUNS? BURGERS?
Chibi! America: NO I JUST WANT YOU TO CARRY ME
Me: Fine, but DON'T touch my boobs again.
Chibi! America: You mean the watermelons?
Me: -.-
Chibi! America: Ohhh, are they coconuts?
Me: UGH YES COCONUTS, WATERMELONS, WHATEVER YOU CALL THEM. DON'T TOUCH THEM, OKAY?
Chibi! America: But why?
Me: Because that will make you a pervert.
Chibi! America: What does that mean? 'Pervert'?
Me: Your older self is one.
America: Hahah, maybe.
Chibi! America: JUST CARRY ME!! *cries*
Me: ALRIGHT! *carries him*
Chibi! America: Can you play with me for the whole day? AND YOU'RE THE BEST BABYSITTER EVER *hugs*
Me: ?!
All the other girls and some guys: Awww
America: ;-; I wish I was a child again
