Dare by: Selestina143
Malaysia: You know, I always thought stereotypes were kinda ridiculous.
Philippines: So I wrote a song about it,
Indonesia: And it goes something like this...
Simgapore: I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn~
Japan: Eh?! (HOW DID THEY KNOW)
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
Brunei: Let's come together in live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl~
Fem! India: ?!?!
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
Vietnam: (Check it out now)
I love those fat Americans
You know they so obnoxious
America: YOU'RE MEAN, VIETNAM
Malaysia: They always eating hamburgers
They always holding shotguns
America: Okay I admit, that's true
Philippines: And I love Mexicans
Mexico: Aw I love you too, chica <3
Philippines: They way they mow my lawn
They all got a hundred kids 'cause they don't know how to put a condom on
Mexico: WAT
ASEAN: Uh huh!
Cambodia: 'Cause that's the way they roll~
You gotta go big like an Israeli nose~
Israel: Something wrong with my nose?
Timor Leste: If you ever buy a pint for an Irish guy and they're out of control like a Chinese driver
China: I AM NOT THAT IMPATIENT WHEN DRIVING!!!
Taiwan: You ARE impatient you bastard
China: TAIWAN DON'T FORGET YOU'RE CHINESE TOO
Taiwan: Nah, I'm Taiwanese
Brunei: I love the Middle East, but how do they handle
Rockin' burkas while they're riding camels
Laos: I love Jamaicans
Yeah they cool but they're always high so don't let them fool ya~
Vietnam: And I love them Puerto Ricans
Even though they wash their ass about once a week and,
(Ha) I'm just joking
If you didn't know then
You're a little slow and you're probably from Poland
Poland: I AM NOT SLOW I AM FABULOUS
Lithuania: That's right! Poland is fabulous!
Cambodia: I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn~
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
Myanmar: Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl~
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
(Check it out now)
ASEAN: Awww yeah!
Indonesia: Let me hear you yell,
If you love the outback redneck Australians
Australia: mate what
Singapore: And the crooked ass teeth of an English dude
England: MY TEETH IS PERFECTLY STRAIGHT, FOR YOUR INFORMATION
Philippines: And those creepy Italians who think they're smooth
Mamma Mia!
Italy: Huh? ;-;
Romano: wat we ARE smooth you mango freak
Philippines: Shut up, Romano -.-
Vietnam: And how could anyone hate the French,
Yeah, I know their hairy women don't shave their pits
France: HOW DARE YOU VIETNAM MY WOMEN ARE BEAUTIFUL *defends a crying Fem! France*
Timor Leste: Brazilian girls is what you want,
Brazil (OC): yea my girls are hot 8D
Timor Leste: Walking around town with that ba-dunk-a-dunk
Myanmar: I love Africans, but hold up a second
National Geographic says they're all butt-nekkid
Seychelles: I am NOT like that! *cries*
Madagascar: Well, our people kind of are, though ;-;
Malaysia: Breasts hanging low. What have they done with their clothes?
They've disappeared like coke up a Colombian's nose
Colombia (OC): ?
ASEAN: Uh oh!
Myanmar: You're all on my checklist,
Even Russian guys who drink vodka for breakfast
Russia: Kolkolkol... well that's true anyway.
Cambodia: They're stereotypes and if you believe them,
Then you're brain is small like a Korean penis~
S. and N. Korea: wow okay then
Laos: I think I love you more than the
Japanese love tentacle porn~
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
Singapore: Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl~
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
(All together now)
ASEAN: I love Scotsmen, though they hump sheep
Scotland: Hahahah
hahaha
hahahahah
I DO NOT HUMP SHEEP
ASEAN: I love Scotsmen though they hump sheep (4x)
They hump sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep (3x)
Philippines: I think I love you more than the,
Japanese love tentacle porn~
Thailand: And we should dance dance dance d-d-dance to these stereotypes!
ASEAN: Let's come together and live in this world like a unibrow on an Indian girl~
And we should dance dance dance to these stereotypes!
(Yeah~)
Philippines: I'm just playing, I love you guys.
But seriously, don't hump any sheep.
