Q: What will happen if you found out Russia got you pregnant?

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Full question: What will happen if you found out Russia got you pregnant? And what's America's reaction if he found out about it?
Question by: butler_whisper

Hungary: I SUGGEST WE SHOULD LOCK BELARUS UP IN THE CLOSET FIRST

Belgium: THAT'S A GREAT IDEA

Belarus: what are you doing

GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME

I WANT MY BROTHER

I WILL KILL YOU!!!

Hungary and Belgium: *pushes Belarus inside the closet* *locks* Phew. *sighs in relief*

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America: DAFUQ

IS THAT TRUE

Me: Um-

America: RUSSIA YOU ASSHOLE YOU F**KING RAPED HER!!! YOU RAPED MY GIRLFRIEND!!!!

Me: America-

America: *unlocks the closet door revealing a very scary looking Belarus with unkempt hair and red glowing eyes*

*and is also holding about 10 knives*

I FORGOT TO TELL YOU THAT BELARUS WILL BE INVOLVED IN THE WAR TOO, AS MY ALLY

Me: Are you serious? Alfred we're just-

America: WORLD WAR III

STARTS

NOW

Singapore: ugh here we go again

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