The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

Fishing with Blazepaw! Part 1

"Why do we have to do this again?" Firestar struggled with the line and hook and got his fur caught.

Blazepaw, who tilt his emerald green mossball hat and dusted off his fluffy green jacket and threw his line into the water, grunted, "I want Mosspaw to know I can fish!".

"I thought I told you to stop going out with the RiverClan apprentice. I didn't spend hours of Father-and-Son classes and those special teaching classes to get you into StarClan's Boarding School for Talented Apprentices for nothing,".

Blazepaw pushed his cap back, only for it to slip down again, "Emberpaw and Moonpaw goes to the StarClan school, just like me. And Emberpaw dating Sparkpaw,". (A/N: THIS IS NOT THE SPARKPAW IN THE NEW VISION OF SHADOWS, THIS IS MY OWN SPARKPAW).

Firestar casted his line after putting some bait on the hook, "Yes, that yellow freak,".

"Don't say that, he is Lionheart's son. Well, adopted son, but still well respected,".

"I sad... I used to like Lionheart,". The orange tom explained, shifting in his green sailor coat as his red shorts flew in the wind.

After 30 minutes, the fog rolled in and Blazepaw only caught five minnows and a small trout. Firestar only caught a boot, two unreadable saving bonds, half of a tuba, a signed picture of Berrynose, and a picture Firestar (with unreadable killing plans).

"Okay, Blazepaw, let's go. StarClan, I can't see, let's turn on the flashlight. Give it to me, Blaze,".

Blazepaw frowned, "I thought you had it,".

Firestar's eyes widen, "I thought you had it!".

Blazepaw gasped and started panicking. "it's locked in the car with Emberpaw and Moonpaw!".

Firestar whimpered, "They must be SO frightened,".

***

A white-gray she-cat with grayish-blue eyes and a gray she-cat with green eyes were sitting in a large orange jeep eating Fritos, chips, and drinking Mountain Dew, Faygo, and Coke. They had a mini TV hooked to the cars engine and the gas was powering it. The she-cat were watching The Claw-Painting Channel.

"Can we switch the channel!" The white she-cat complained.

"Uh, like, no way Moonpaw!" The gray she-cat gasped dramatically, while perfectly painting her claws a yellow color, "Sparkpaw and I are going on a date tomorrow and I need to look fab!".

Moonpaw raised an eyebrow, "How will painting your claws help? I'd suggest this channel,".

The she-cat flipped to a different channel.

"Hello, this is-," A white tom started posing in front of the camera, "Berrynose,".

Both she-cat went 'ooooo!' And started munching faster on the Fritos.

***

Blazepaw looked around from on top of a fourthly foot tree. The fog rolled in faster then the two cats could think. Firestar start gathering wood and looking for matches in the green fishing box.

"Dad! I can't see anything!" The apprentice yelled, while digging his claws into the bark and sliding down.

Firestar grunted, "Come on, work you stupid-".

After twenty tries, the match. It's orange glow warmed the hearts of the two cats. Firestar started screeching like a money and started to climb trees, nearly dropping the precious flame. Blazepaw took it away and pulled out a mini, oil fueled lantern (which was a flame color) from the fishing box. He poured some fuel into the bottom and lit the lanterns wick on fire with the match. The orange glow turned red, hotter then before.

"LIGHT!"

A gray tom felled from the trees. He carried a bow made from weak cobwebs and twigs. His arrows were peddles tied onto twigs with vines. His gray fur was mostly brown were mud and some kind of horse otter dung mix.

"Light! Thistle.... Need.... LIGHT!".

Firestar smacked Thistleclaw's paws and took the lantern from his son's paws and yelled, "You can't have.... MY FIRE!". Then the orange leader gave the lantern back to Blazepaw, who was really confused.

"You... Just stole... My... Paws....," Thistleclaw stared at his paws.

Blazepaw's eyes widen, "Dude, did you eat the sweet smelling green plant?".

Thistleclaw rolled and back and stared screaming like that six year old kid named David in that popular MewTube (YouTube) video. (A/N: I think the video is called David Goes to the Dentist. I forgot, but it's funny).

"NNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAAA!" The tom screamed, then sat up, smiling, "Yesh,".

"THISTLECLAW! WERE ARE YOU!".

Thistleclaw leaped into a tree, "The evil one is coming," He whispered.

Firestar looked at Thistleclaw, then at his son, "We should go... Now,".

"So your not crazy anymore?" Blazepaw asked.

The loud noises if pawsteps grew closer and louder.

"Let's hope not! Go! Fast!" The ThunderClan leader stated, pushing his son away from the Evil One known to Thistleclaw as: Mapleshade.

***

"Dad! We can't eat the fish!"

Blazepaw leaped over the white bucket that held his caught fish. Both cats were surround by the white dog and the dark spruce trees. It was damp and smelled like rotten fish. The sky was barely see-able and it was freezing. The ginger tom thought about eating the fish the red, orange, and yellow streaked tom caught.

"But we're starving!" Firestar whined, licking his lips hungrily.

"Can't you HUNT? You are a Warrior Cat!" Blazepaw protested, guarding the bucket of water filled with the fish.

"I forgot," Firestar explained, "When a FanFic writer brings a character from Warriors into... This place of craziness... We forget how to hunt food because we can eat canned food, like 'Mouse in a Can!',".

Swimy appeared, snapped her fingers, then disappeared. (I needed to break the Forth Wall! XD).

Blazepaw stared at his father in confusion, "What we're we talking about?".

"No Idea, but I can't hunt! I forgot," Firestar slumped on to a wet log.

Blazepaw waited a few second before smiling, "Wait here,".

Firestar grunted and watched as his son ran into the woods. He heard an owl screech off and the distance and a mouse squeak and the screams of Thistleclaw. Blazepaw, 10 minutes later, returned with a jacket full of cattails.

"Are they edible?" The ThunderClan leader asked, without saying 'ew!' or 'gross!'.

"Yeah, but not all-".

Firestar snatched half of the plants and started stuffing them down his mouth. He barely chewed, which made Blazepaw watch in horror.

"These taste so.... BBBBBBBLLLLLAAAAHHHHHH!". Firestar threw up all over a frog.

Blazepaw snickered, "You eat the heads! Like this,".

Blazepaw ripped a piece off and bit into the tough plant, chewing slowly.

Firestar moaned, "How will I survive?".

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Will Firestar and Blazepaw survive? Will they make it out safely? Will Moonpaw and Emberpaw learn how to be the prefect girlfriends? Stay tooned to learn More!

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