The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

The Sammy Show!

Sammy was sitting on a black spiny chair and was playing Gmod on her computer. She clicked her mouse a few times and a loud horn echoed. The roaring of zombies filled the air (along with the horn). She laughed and got her shotgun out and shot a few brain eaters. They groaned and died. Sammy laughed harder and clicked her mouse again to get the horn sound.

A ringing sound echoed from Sammy's phone. She paused and got up for her chair. Sammy looked at the screen to see that someone was trying to Skype her. The person had a picture of a Pokemon Eevee. She smiled and hit 'answer'.

"SAMMY!"

A high-pitched voice echoed off the phone.

"Swimy! What's up?!" Sammy smiled. The girl magically turned into her cat form, meaning Swimy was doing something with Warriors. Yet, the brunette she-cat had small troll horns and glasses with blue and red lenses.

Swimy mewed "Well, I got bored and threw Firestar and Tigerstar into a duck pond,".

AT A DUCK POND...

"I DON'T HAVE ANY GRAPES!".

Tigerstar was hissing at a yellow duck that kept asking for grapes.

Firestar, you was making more lemonade for their lemonade stand, meowed "We have some lemonade though,".

The duck stared at him.

"No," He quacked and he waddled away... Waddle waddle!

BACK AT SAMMY'S HOUSE

Sammy chuckled "Okay, THAT sounds fun,".

"And ," The blue she-cat added "I thought you wanted to do a show on anything, but Homestuck because I get confuzzled,".

Sammy shrugged "Okay, but how will a get there, I can't drive,".

POP!!!!!!!

Sammy landed on a wooden stage with red curtness. Velvet seats spread through the building.

Sammy turned her head to see a blue she-cat with warm hazel eyes, smiling "Welcome to The Sammy Show, my friend,".

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The building was empty with only Tansy, Ninja (A/N: Dragon with now NinjaWolf103 ), Sammy, Swimy.

Tansy started the camera while Swimy and Ninja were playing Ninja VS. Batman (or Batgirl), a game were Swimy was Batgirl and Ninja was, well, a Ninja and they would hide from each other. When one person found the other, they would start screaming and chasing them around till they tagged them and the game started again.

Sammy smiled "Hello, I'm Sammy, and today well talk about how much I love Eevee,".

Sammy smiles brightly and screams "ITS SUPER CUTE AND FLUFFY AND SWEET AND KIND AND LOVING AND LOYAL AND BRIGHT AND HAS SOME MUCH LOVE!!!!!"

Someone ran in to the building "My Squirtle is cuter than a dog!".

Sammy started growling and attacked the man. The whole SWAT team was set to the hospital. Swimy had to bail Sammy out of jail. Tigerstar killed the Duck. And Firestar ate a cheeseburger with lemonade.

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Sorry guys I haven't been updating, but it's Spring Break so I can update more! Swimy is outta here!