The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

The building was packed with thousands of cats. Tansy was staring T the two toms that were jumping up and down, giggling and squealing.

"You want to talk about babies?" Tansy cocked her head, confused.

Firestar smiled, eyes shining "My kits are so cute,".

Tigerstar laughed, frowning "My kits became leader, medicine cat, a Dark Forest warrior, and a near deputy!".

Firestar snarled, his orange t-shirt and green shorts flaring "My Leafypool gave birth to the two of the Three!".

Tigerstar hissed, his black t-shirt and shorts darkening "My son is leader of ThunderClan!".

Firestar "My daughter has your son's kits!".

Tansy got an air horn and pushed down. The toms screeched and fell to their knees.

"The pain!" Firestar wailed "It's terrible!".

Tigerstar started rolling around on the floor.

Tansy stopped.

"Boys!" The golden she-cat yowled "You have to be nice! Remember this morning!".

FLASHBACK

Firestar was happily running around in a pink tutu with Tigerstar, in a purple one.

"WE ARE PRETTY UNICORNS! WE ARE PRETTY UNICORNS!".

Tigerstar stopped and gasped "I know what to do for our show!".

The flame colored tom smiled, ear to ear "What?!".

The brown tom answered "Our kits!".

The toms started squealing, giggling, yowling happily, and dancing to #selfie from the Chainsmokers.

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Firestar and Tigerstar sighed. They nodded and walked outside. Tansy started rolling the camera and the crowd went silent.

Firestar smiled "Hello Clans! Even you SkyClan! We are here to talk about... Kits!".

"Awwwwww," The crowd purred as a kit of a newborn kit was being held in Tigerstar's paws.

A large screen dropped from being the hosts. Speakers were set next to them by machines.

Tansy meowed "First, Firestar's kits!".

A picture of baby Squirrelflight and Leafpool appeared in the screen, sleeping next to Sandstorm. The crowd went 'aw' again.

"Squirrelflight and Leafpool were my first daughters ever! Squirrelflight was the wild child, oh boy!".

A picture of Squirrelflight as a kit throwing mashed potatoes at her father appeared. The crowd (and Tigerstar) laughed hard.

Firestar rolled his eyes "Yet, Leafpool was the quietest kit you'd ever see!".

A picture of Leafpool as a kit sleep in Firestar's arms appeared.

"Awwwww!" The crowd (even Tigerstar) went.

Firestar smiled "Then my new kits! Blazekit, Emberkit, and Moonkit!".

Blazekit was a orange, red, and yellow streaked tom. With dark green eyes appeared on the screen. Then Emberkit came on. She was a blue-gray she-cat with bright green eyes. Lastly, Moonkit came on. She was grayish-white kit with grayish-blue eyes.

"See!" Firestar smiled "My kits are better!".

Tigerstar's eyes widen "Whoa! Mine became leader!".

Firestar laughed, frowning "Mine is deputy!".

Tigerstar snarled "Mine is medicine cat of RiverClan!".

Firestar hissed "Mine gave birth to the Three!".

Both toms screeched and tackled each other. Swimy had to come and turn them into tacos. Tansy had to go to a doctor. The kits in the crowd were scarred for life. And Billystorm still has his terrible name.

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Thanks for reading guys! Sorry I've been updating I'll try more! Swimy is out!