The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

The Tansy Show!

Tigerstar ran into the building with Firestar.

"OMG! We had the most scary dream that Firestar saved... Stargleam!!!". Tigerstar yowled.

Tansy, who was in a hot pink chair with her name labeled in purple on the bottom and was wearing a dark gray shirt with a yellow skirt, mewed "Ya, I had it too, but Swimy and Dragon did it as a prank because they texted me saying that 'Tigerstar stole Swimy's Eevee plushie',".

Firestar stated at Tigerstar, his green eyes flaring. Firestar wore a blue shirt that had Superman on it and long yellow pants. Tigerstar started messing with his new brown pants with a black shirt that said in red 'Go away, BloodClan!'.

"It was fluffy," The brown tom whispered.

A fizz, then a small pop echoed through the building. Two she-cats (one, of course, was the amazing Swimy) and the other was a tall she-cat with brunette fur with green eyes, which were really hard to see over her red and blue glasses.

"Swimy!" The she-cat said in a weird voice "That was so- AGH! Don't poke me!".

Swimy laughed. Both she-cats were holding bags of Pokemon cards, plushies, clothes, and video games. Swimy mewed "Sammy (A/N: Also known as HomestuckSammy1 , please check out her account!) this is Tansy,". The golden she-cat smiled and waved in her chair. "- Tigerstar" Tigerstar just grunted "-And Firestar,". "Hello," Firestar purred.

"Hello, I'm Mituna Caster!" Sammy smiled and waved. Firestar cocked his head "No, your name is-".

"OMG! Homestuck!" Tansy screamed like a fangirl.

Swimy nodded "Also, Tansy, I agree,".

"What?" Tigerstar asked.

"To take over the show for the day!". Swimy purred.

Sammy jumped up and down "We will be her camera crew!" She meowed, speaking normally.

Swimy snapped her fingers and the two hosts disappeared. The sign outside that said 'The Firestar and Tigerstar show!' now said 'The Tansy show!'.

Tansy squealed and clapped her paws "This show will be about how Ashfur is not a killer!".

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The show was set up and cats poured inside. Tansy was wearing a shiny golden dress with orange high-heals. Swimy wore a T-shirt that had Pokemon labeled on the top and had Ash, Misty, Brock, Bonnie, Sabrina, Clement, and Picachu. Sammy wore a T-shirt that, in green paint, said Homestuck and had Salukis (SORRY IF I SPELLED THAT WRONG!) glasses on the word 'Homestuck'.

Tansy was spinning in a yellow spiny chair. Finally, Swimy made her stop. Sammy whispered to Swimy "Why isn't Dragon hear, you said SHE (A/N: Read Mistake) was coming,".

"Dragon is busy writing her book, now look, Tansy's starting,". Swimy mewed, starting the camera

"Welcome fans!" Tansy cheered "Today, welcome to The Tansy show!". The crowd went wild. In the front, Tansy's kits were screaming the loudest and standing on their seats. Star and Mallow held a poster in glue glitter glue, saying: Go Mom Go! Sunkit screamed "Your amazing mom!".

Tansy bowed and went on "Today, we are talking about why my mate, Ashykins, isn't a bad guy!". The crowd didn't say anything.

Ashfur walked out wearing a light gray shirt with dark gray pants. Sammy pulled up a chair, which was gray. Ashfur nodded and sat down.

Swimy pointed the camera to the host. Tansy smiled and meowed "Ashfur, why did you love Squirrelpoo-".

"Tansy!" Swimy and Sammy yowled.

Tansy huffed "Sorry, Squirrelflight, why did you love Squirrelflight?".

Ashfur shifted in his chair, uncomfortably "Well, she was feisty and strong. I liked that, but she needed someone to protected and hold in that fire, for safety," The gray tom went on "Bramblestar, I learn now, is the true mate to Squirrelflight,".

Someone from the crowd yowled "She loved Stormfur before you!". Ashfur's blue eye twitched. Tansy gasped and yowled "Hit the deck!".

Ashfur screeched and started to run around, clawing anything in his way. Swimy yelled "I thought he was better after going to Brambleberry's Calming place for Challenged Cats!".

"He still has these," Tansy finished "Outbreaks!!!".

Sammy, in her Mituna voice, screamed "MY BRAIN IS KILLING MMMMMEEEEEEEHHHHHH!!!".

Ashfur was sent back to Brambleberry's Calming place for Challenged Cats. Twenty cats were sent to the hospital. Firestar and Tigerstar were found in a duck pond. And Sammy and Swimy went shopping for more Homestuck stuff.

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*Pulls out shotgun*

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Swimy is out!