The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

Firestar held his PawPhone to his ear. Tigerstar started to set up a 1960 camera. This time, the leader of the Dark Forest was wearing a black tank top that said 'Death to Kittypets'. The other tom was wearing a emerald green suit with a fiery red tie that, of course, was neatly place. "Thanks, Ms. Empress, see you in a bit,".

The fiery tom hanged up and stared at his partner. "You don't have to do that now" Firestar said "I got some one to do that,". Tigerstar grunted and growled as a roll of film sputtered and hit him in the face "Ya, who? Mapleshade?".

"Thanks, Ashykins!".

A golden she-cat walked into the building his a gray cat with light gray flecks. "You!" Growled Firestar, staring at the gray tom. "You?!" Cried out Tigerstar in awe, while staring at the golden she-cat. "Whoa, Firestar, geez, I'm reformed, remember?".

"I still don't trust you, Ashfur," Grumbled the ginger tom, then turning to face the brown, battle scarred tom "You know Ms. Empress Tansy?". The she-cat giggled "Yes, but please call my Tansy,". Tigerstar saluted "Yes, ma'am!". Tansy walked up and stage a stared at the 1960's camera. She touched the button that said next to it 'insert film'. Like what happened to Tigerstar, film brushed out of the machine. Dusting of her simple golden sundress, she smiled "Glad I brought my 'Rockshade's Grey Like the color of Rock Shade Camera S 14, version 3,'"

"Hope you have fun with her, I got to go watch the kits," Ashfur laughed and padded away. Firestar and Tigerstar exchanged glances. This was going to be a long episode.

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The old building was packed with hundreds of cats. Even some loners and rouges came! The building was oddly decorated with stickers that said 'Warrior code is Awesome!' And 'Hate the Dark Forest! Luv StarClan!'. There was also ketchup dipping from the ceiling and random claw marks in the building, the walls, and the seats. Queens bought Firestar's Safety Blind-folds. Apprentices and kits made up a game to see how far the popcorn could be tossed. Warriors whispered and talked to each other. Lastly, elders fell asleep with their mouths open with popcorn in them.

Tansy was in a very, very sparkly outfit with sapphire blue high heals . She was scratching badly and grumbled "Nightcloud is going to pay for this... The sequins are killing me,". Tigerstar came in with a surprisingly good looking suit. "Shall I help you with that?". Tansy laughed and walked to the curtain. She bushed the curtain to look at the crowd.

"It's time to start,".

The golden she-cat walked out. Her high heals clicked lightly on the stage. "Welcome everyone to the new Firestar and Tigerstar show!" Tansy smiled. The crowd cheered. The elders kept sleeping. The she-cat kept smiling while yowling "Please welcome, Firestar and Tigerstar!".

The two tom came out. Firestar smiling and had his hand in pocket, which had his PawPhone and the police on speed-dial. "Thank you! Thank you!" Tigerstar cheering thankfully. "Today's show is about our kits AND mates!". Firestar stared at the brown tom "Mates?".

Tigerstar grinned evilly. Tansy pulled out four red fluffy chairs and a black one for Tigerstar and a hot pink stool for herself. Firestar gulped and set his PawPhone on the chair arm. Tansy stared off stage "Come in!". A pale ginger she-cat in a emerald green shirt and skirt was followed by a flame colored she-cat in red tank top and blue jeans and a light brown she-cat in a leaf green shirt and brown shorts.

The flame colored she-cat growled at Firestar, who hissed back. "Squirrelflight! Be nice!". Squrrielflight grumbled and sat next to the light brown she-cat. The pale ginger she-cat sat next to Firestar. "So, dear Sandstorm, how do you feel Spottedleaf's death and Firestar's secret crush?". The battle scarred tom asked.

Sandstorm glared at Firestar with a mean stare "I didn't even CARE about that 'crush' when he DIED!". Sandstorm dug her claws into the chair, fur bristling. Squirrelflight pulled out her PawPhone and started recording and grinned evilly. Leafpool whimpered and buried her deep in her chair. Tigerstar laughed insanely. Tansy coughed "Tigerstar, I don't think we have to call Doctor Runningnose-".

The brown striped tom hissed and scowled. Firestar looked at his ginger daughter "And you? Are you going to be at my throat?". Squrrielflight set her PawPhone down hard on the arm of the chair "No, I just going to say that keeping me away from Brambleclaw,".

Firestar leaped from his seat "That was seasons ago!". Squrrielflight sighed and went on "You never tell the Clan anything,". Firestar shook his head and forced a smiled "ThunderClan! We have an army of dead cats about to attack anytime soon,".

Squrrielflight crossed her arms and shifted in her chair "That least tell us the prophecy, let us help, you wouldn't let Leafpool do anything,". The young brown she-cat moaned "Please, can I go? I got a date with-". Leafpool gasped, with the audience. Firestar stormed over to her "Who.Are.You.Dating,".

"Crowfeather......". Leafpool whimpered.

Firestar walked up to Tigerstar, who was dying over laughter. The fiery tom growled and tackled the brown tom. Tandy gasped "Firestar! I have to call Hollyleaf you know!". The ginger tom, instead, yowled "Lock this fox heart and Crowfart-"

"Hey, he's your grandsons father!"

"-So I can live in StarClan in peace!".

The toms rolled around on the stage. Many queens and kits left the building. Elders finally woke up, and thought the Dark Forest war started again. Warrior started calling 911. Apprentices argued who would win.

Tansy looked at the camera "Ashykins! Help me!!!! This is worst then Nightcloud's sparkly dress!"