The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

Marriage Counseling with Tigerstar

"Sasha," Tigerstar whined, "Do we have to go to Goldenflower's Marriage Counseling?".

The light brown she-cat (Sasha) grunted as she dragged the battle-scarred tom, "Yes,".

The tom tried to dust off his gray tank top and dark brown pants, "But she is my ex-mate!".

Sasha threw Tigerstar into a brick wall and cleaning off her velvety, black dress, "Good,".

The couple stood inside the Clan ThunderClan and on the street Bluestar Lane. The building were made of either twigs, rocks, strong bark wood, and bricks and stone. The she-cat pulled Tigerstar up and pushed him into Pinestar's Grove. They walked into a limestone building. Inside was a wooden chair circle with many couples. The marble walls show brightly. The golden chandeliers made the place sparkle.

A golden she-cat was talking to a dark gray tom and a brown she-cat.

"Stormfur," the she-cat stated, "Your football junk is messing up the den. Could you try and clean it up,".

Stormfur looked at his mate, the brown she-cat, "Would that make you happy, Brook?".

Brook kissed his cheek, "Very,".

The couple purred and hug each other.

Tigerstar gagged, "This blows,".

Sasha pulled him to a chair, "Stay! Oh! It's Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves! I'm gonna talk to them! See Ya, Tigerpoo!".

Sasha ran off to Hollyleaf, the black she-cat. Tigerstar pouted in his chair before Goldenflower called the couples together. Tigerstar saw Thistleclaw and Mapleshade together.

"I didn't know you were mates!" Tigerstar gasped.

Thistleclaw shrugged, "Shredtail dumped her, I confronted him and gave him a broken jaw, paw, tail, and spine! Mapleshade and I got married in three months and now a expecting kits!".

The brown she-cat gave a rasped laughed and pulled Thistleclaw back. Sasha waved to her friends Rainflower and Shellheart.

Tigerstar snorted, "No wonder you like Rainflower,".

Sasha narrowed her eyes, "I don't, I think Shellheart is a sweet cat," Sasha sighed, "Rainflower is to naïve and stupid to not love Shellheart, he is soooo kind and lovable!".

Tigerstar growled and ripped some wood off of the chair.

Goldenflower clapped her paws, "Good Afternoon, class,".

The cats mumbled back.

Goldenflower brushed off some dust on her lovely and stunning bright yellow dress. The toms sighed and she swished her long, sun-kissed fur.

"Today," the teacher mewed, "You will tell your feelings to your mate,".

The cats turned their chairs and faced their wives and/or husbands.

"Speak!".

"Thistleclaw," Mapleshade rasped, "Your never their for me and my kits! OUR kits!".

Thistleclaw's grey fur rose, "I'm a HITMAN, Maple! I need to kill some people to earn mousetails!".

Mapleshade hissed, "You didn't need to almost kill Bluestar!".

Thistleclaw growled, "Okay, fine, I hate how you always think I'm going to go to Snowfur's! IM FINISHED WITH HER!!!!!!!!! D-O-N-E!".

The she-cat slapped the gray tom across the face and she walked out of the room. So did Hollyleaf and Fallen Leaves, Dustpelt and Ferncloud, Poppyfrost and Berrynose, Mousefur and Longtail (they got married in StarClan), and Leafstar and Billystorm.

"Tigerstar!".

Sasha snapped her fingers in front of her mate's face.

"You alive?!".

Tigerstar moaned, "Yes, DEAR,".

Sasha narrowed her eyes, "I hate how you always go with Brokenstar and talk about destroying the Clans!".

Tigerstar snorted, "I make money, don't I?"

Sasha pushed Tigerstar, "You make money by working with Firestar!".

"Firestar is a whiny twoleg pet!" The brown tom hissed.

"He has a loving mate and family who don't fight or kill people!" The brown she-cat spat.

Tigerstar got up and flipped his chair over. He started to walked out the iron doors when he heard Shellheart say to Sasha, "You deserve a better mate that doesn't hurt you or others,".

The tom screeched and pounced on the gray tom (Shellheart). Shellheart ended up in the hospital, replacing a leg and half of a tail and no eight ear. Tigerstar was sent to two years in jail. Sasha decided to work a McDonalds to pay the bills. Goldenflower's business was shut down and she got a new job at a toy shore. And Billystorm still has a terrible name.

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Firestar and Tigerstar are back and ready to fight, laugh, and play with your hearts! Swimy is outta here!