The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

Firestar was setting up the lights and cameras at five AM. Tansy yawned and was sipping her herbal tea and coffee from two cups at the same time.

"Why am I here again?".

Firestar yawned a bit, then shook his flame colored head "Swiftpaw's Pain came out! I got the hardcover and sighed by the writer herself: Nancy Holmes!".

Firestar waved the book in his hands. Swiftpaw was laying on the ground, bleeding on one side. On back it showed Swiftpaw's spirit watching over Brightpaw (or Lostface if you are a creepy sicko).

Tansy went 'aw' and took a sip of coffee. Firestar smiled brightly and dragged Tansy's camera to the stage.

He grunted "Finished,".

Tansy looked around "Nice," she added "But you need Tigerstar,".

"No, I can't!" Firestar gasped in horror "It will ruin his surprise!".

Tansy's eyes widen as she drank a second cup of coffee and forgot about her herbal tea.

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The place was packed with loners, Kittypets, Warriors, the Tribe, and rouges. Sammy (HomestuckSammy1 ), OwlWizard(owlwizard190 ), Ninja(NinjaWolf103 ) and Star-fire(star_fire250 ) Came to see (and had fire proof, lighting proof, damage proof, water proof, and bullet proof armor on).

Firestar alone was wearing a green jacket with orange shorts. Tansy started the camera. He smiled.

"Hello gentlecats and felines! Welcome to the Firestar show!".

The crowd cheered. A rose with the message 'bless you' landed on the stage.

Star-fire looked at her friend, OwlWizard.

"Where's Tigerstar?".

OwlWizard shrugged.

"I dunno," Ninja mewed "Let's just watch the show... And see Firestar get beat when Tigerstar gets here,".

Sammy giggled.

Firestar hissed a bit, then smiled "We will do another book review on," The flame colored tom held the book up "Swiftpaw's Pain!".

TIGERSTAR'S POV

Tigerstar gasped in horror while watching TV at Hawkfrost's bar: Poison Ivy. Firestar was doing a show, that he really did care. But about his favorite book series and the new book about it, he will die!

He threw a bottle of rum at Hawkfrost, threw five mousetails for his drink and stormed off.

Brokenstar smiled and screamed "I SEE PRETTY UNICORNS AND RAINBOWS AND BUTTERFLIES!!!!!!".

Tigerstar stormed back in, but the empty bottle, smashed it on Brokenstar's head and walked away.

AT THE SHOW...

Firestar was telling his favorite part " 'I miss Brightpaw with every second of my life, though she loved another, I would pain to see her unhappy and depressed. So I except that she would never love me the way I loved her. She might have feelings for me, yet love Cloudtail more. I know I lost this battle of love... But her smile and laugh will scar me for my afterlife,' ".

Half of the crowd was crying. OwlWizard and Ninja were dazed, Sammy fell asleep, and Star-fire was busy writing her next story on Wattpad. The show was normal, till-

"HOW DARE YOU!!!!!".

Tigerstar stormed in and leaped onto the stage. His black tank top and shorts were ripped and his fur was matted. Everyone stopped crying and those who were asleep (coughSammycough) woke up.

"I LOVE THIS SERIES!!!" Tigerstar hissed "MORE THEN YOU!!!".

Firestar shrugged "You wouldn't answer my calls, but I did get you a surprise,".

The flame colored tom walked down the stage and opened the back door. Tansy ran out. She drank fifteen cups of coffee and was going crazy. Her yellow sundress was ripped and her hair was mattered. Tigerstar screamed and ran away.

"COME BACK BROWN UNICORN!" Tansy whined, running after him at un-human speeds "I WANNA BE YOUR FRIEND!".

Sammy, Ninja, OwlWizard, and Star-fire escaped. One hundred people in the crowd gave then five thousand dollars so they could go the a metal asylum and get help. Firestar went to live will his lion brothers in Africa. Lastly, Tigerstar bought Swiftpaw's Pain.

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So, I was thinking. Do you guys want me to make Swiftpaw's or Silverstream's Pain? Answer in the comments! Did you get the joke... Nancy Holmes? They are my two favorite detectives, Nancy Drew and Sherlock Holmes. Thanks for reading and Swimy is out!