"Cosa stai facendo amico?". A black and golden streaked furred she-cat asked in Italian.
Ninja, Swimy, Sammy, Owl, Tansy, and a bright orange furred she-cat sat on two massive fluffy couches. Swimy, Sammy, the orange she-cat sat on one and Tansy, Ninja, and the black and gold furred she-cat sat on the other. They were in a small white pearl room with lots of golden mirrors on the walls and shiny silver tables with lots of drinks and food in the center. Ninja had a new design, which was a large wolf with jet black fur and a golden bat shaped chest mark with dark gray paws and tall tip. Sammy's helmet was freshly polished and she also wore a new skin tight suit with gold armor. Swimy was still a beautiful dark blue she-cat with sky blue patches and dark blue eyes.
"Um..." Ninja questioned, munching on bat-shaped cookies. "Who are they? And why are we in this weird room?"
Swimy was messing around with a black lace-like choker (A/N: It's a thing the black and gold she-cat wears in real life and no, it's just called that, not a real I'M GOING TO DIE!!! choker.) when she answered. "The black and gold fur cat is my friend Giady (giadyy0026 ) and the orange cat is my other friend named Carrot (gingerthecarrot ) and the reason why we are in this room is to hide from Firestar."
"Chi è questo Firestar?" Giady asked, tilting her head.
Swimy sighed and strapped the choker onto Giady's neck. Carrot, while nomming on some cheese pizza, narrowed her eyes.
"What are you trying to do? Kill her... I swear-".
"Repeat what you said, Giady." Swimy asked, ignoring what Carrot said.
"Who is this Firestar?" Repeated Giady in a Italian accent.
The room went dead quiet. Tansy, who was wearing a sparkly winter coat (it is blizzard-ing were I am) got up and hissed. "WITCHCRAFT!".
"How do I... Speak English?" The half-surprised, half-excited black she-cat purred.
Sammy got and said in a slight lisp. "I did. It wash (was) pretty hard, but I wash able to createt (create) a ssuper transslater. Sso more Google Transslate!"
Owl stopped drinking her peppermint tea and crowed. "When did you get a lisp?"
Swimy and Sammy blinked at each other and mumbled. "We don't wanna talk about it."
Tansy screeched louder. "WITCHCRAFT!"
"JEGUSS WOMAN NO!" Sammy yelled back, flipping a small end table. "SO MUCH SSILVRR!"
Ninja howled. "STOP IT!".
The howls echoed across the walls, making an eerie wolf howling noise. Everyone went back to being quiet. Owl flew up to a gold bird perch and wilfed (A/N: Google it). Giady hugged Tansy on murmured.
"It's not... Wit-Witchcraft."
Carrot blinked her bright green eyes and stared at Sammy. "Is she suppose to stutter?"
"Ssince thhe shoker (choker) iss literarily forsing (forcing) her to sspeak in Englissh insstead of Italian, it may hurt her voise (voice) box a little and make her sstutter." Sammy explained, drinking a whole bottle of Faygo.
Swimy decided to munch on some carrot cookies with orange frosting and told everyone. "Firestar is mad at me, Nonja, and Sammy because we crashed his green golf cart into a ThunderClan bramble wall, destroying some wall protection, he is trying to kill us."
Ninja shivered, nearly dropping her cookie. "That was scary- Hey, Carrot, what are you doing?".
Carrot screeched and tackled pounce Swimy on to the floor, slamming her head into the silver table, launching food and drink everywhere. Swimy tried ps he'd her off but the power of the carrot was too strong. Hissing her her ear, Carrot yowled.
"EAT MY CARROT KIND YOU DIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!".
Sammy, trying to save her Mowtrial (A/N: In Homestuck, a Webcomic, it means really best friend.) she tried blasting her with lasers. But instead, she missed and hit Owl instead. Owl screeched in pain as her beautiful orange and white feather caught ablaze. She slammed her wing onto Tansy's shoulder, catching some of her dress on fire. Trying to stop, drop, and roll, and ran into Ninja, knocking her on all floors and half-pulling her self on Ninja, half-trying to let go of her neck. The wolf howled in pain and raced in circles around the room.
In the middle of this, Giady was in the center, mumbling.
"He-Help me...".
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I HAVEN' T BEEN IN THE MOOD TO WRITE, OKAY! I HAVE A REALLY LIFE, AKNOW!
It's short but still good enough, right?
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