The Firestar and Tigerstar show!

Firestar and Tigerstar Show!

Tansy was painting her nails hot pink, waiting for Firestar and Tigerstar to appear. A loud screech then a bang was hard. A golden SUV crashed into the side of the building. Firestar, oddly, was dripping with lavender purple paint and was screaming "I'm not Dexstarr! I'm not Dexstarr!".

Tigerstar came in with a full Cosplay, Batman costume, yowling "I eat robins, not have them for sidekicks!".

A she-cat with light blue and dark blue swirl color fur walked in with a tom that had a gray-black body with dark gray paws and had a yellow, bat shaped dash on his chest. The cats walked in, snickering. Tansy sighed "Swimy.... Dragon-Slayer.... Explain,".

Swimy spoke up "We want to see who *snicker* the best super *giggle* hero,".

"Yeah," Drsgon snickered "I said Batman and Swimy said Dexstarr the cat,".

Firestar, who was stilling running around, yowled "I don't even know who he is!".

Swimy sighed "Dexstarr, or at the time, Dexter, was an adopted house cat with his owner. One night, a burglar came in and Dexter claws him. Dexter's owner came out of her room and saw want happened and cried for help. The burglar killed her and ran off,". Dragon snorted "Batman story is still way better,".

Randomly, Dragon's mouth became a zipper. Swimy smiled and continued "The next day, the police came to investigate, but kicked Dexter out because he could 'contaminate' the crime seen,". "Dexter, wandering around the alleyways, was taken by some thugs and was about to be thrown of the Brooklyn Bridge,"

"The thugs threw him off, but a Red Core came and gave him a Red Lantern Ring, turning him into Dexstarr. Now, he roams the earth, looking for the person who killed his master and kills anyone who stops him,".

Tansy slowly clapped her paws, broadly. "Well, we need to do a show... So, Dragon, you staying?".

The tom shrugged "Sure, if Tigerstar stays in the Batman costume,".

Tigerstar growled "Heck no!".

Swimy narrowed her eyes "Really, I control his place, I say you stay in that costume.".

Tigerstar shivered, remembering Swimy turning him into a taco after he said he wasn't coming to the show. Firestar whimpered "Am I going to be stuck like this for the rest of the show?".

Dragon and Swimy grinned devilishly.

"Yes you are," they mewed, snickering.

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Again, the place was empty. Dragon sat in a chair that had the bat symbol on it. Swimy sat in a chair that had a Pokeball on it. Firestar sat in a flame colored chair. Tigerstar sat in a black one.

Tansy hit the 'start' button on her camera. "Hello," Swimy smiled "Welcome to the show. Today, we will talk about Superheroes, requested by Dragon,". Firestar and Tigerstar glared at the gray-black tom, who was dying of laughter.

Swimy had a set of notecards "First question, who is cooler? The Hive or the Teen Titains?".

"The Hive," Tigerstar blurted out.

"Teen Titains, I like Robin, he's a good leader,".

Swimy nodded, throwing a notecard to Dragon "Read,"

Dragon read "Who is your favorite character in Teen Titans?".

Firestar mewed "Robin, like I said,".

Swimy threw a banana at him "Jinx is awesome! So is Raven!".

"Jinx of course, duh! She is my secret crush!" Tigerstar purred.

Swimy laughed "Not anymore, next question. Who is cooler? Batman or Superman?".

Tigerstar laughed "Batman, duh! He is dark! And mysteries!".

Firestar snickered "Superman,".

Swimy frowned and Firestar was thrown into the ceiling into outer space. "Superman is chiche, and has to many powers,".

Tigerstar stared at his costume "Can I take this off?" He asked "I hate the feel of it, it's itchy,".

Dragon screeched and tackled Tigerstar. He clawed at Tigerstar's fur, trying to not hurt the costume. "DONT DISS BATMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!".

Swimy rolled her eyes and Tansy gasped in horror. Can this show ever get normal?

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