"sorry, i fucked your wife." blitz croaked, flashing a razor-toothed grin at prince stellan before getting out of that courtyard before he noticed the priceless artifact of his tucked under her arm and murdered her for stealing it (and for fucking h...
[A/N: I only drew 1 pic for this one, but I think it turned out PERFECT, despite the background just being all white lol]
Blitza got visited by a Sinner who didn't speak any English, only Spanish. He was yelling and shouting at her a lot, and making a lot of crazy hand gestures, but she didn't understand a word of it. She called Moxxie in to see if he could help, but he didn't speak Spanish either.
Fortunately the Sinner managed to tell her the name and location of the target despite their language barrier. It was a dude called Gerardo Velazquez, and he lived in Teliquila, Mexico. The imps went to Mexico and landed right in the middle of a goat farm.
"Allright, this seems nice and remote. Won't take us long to—" A goat gently bumped into Blitza from behind, making her fall on her knees. She looked around to find they were surrounded by goats. "The fuck are these things?"
"I want to say these are earth goats, ma'am." Moxxie replied.
"I don't care how great they are, they are in. My. Way!"
Blitza started to kick goats away from her, and they hit the house and barn, which awakened Gerardo and his wife.
"Que esta pasando!? (What's going on?!) Que carajo!? (What the Hell?!)" Gerardo said as he came out and found the Imps killing his goats.
"Nice! Easy, easy goats! Easy!" Moxxie said nervously.
"El Chupacabras!" Gerardo grabbed his rifle and fired at them.
"Shit! Scatter!" Blitza said.
Gerardo fires at them, as I.M.P. escape. Millie has a goat right in her mouth, while Moxxie is looking a little worse for wear. Blitza jumps on a goat to escape while shooting at the man, while the goat struggles to move due to Blitza trying to ride it like a horse and a goat is not a horse.
"Run, you stretched asshole!" The imp woman yelled, kicking the goat's sides.
Then she got whacked upside the head by a chancla. She turned to see Gerardo's wife had come out. "Pendejo que te voy a arrancar la cabeza- (You IDIOT, I'm gonna tear your fucking head off-) la Chupacabra de mierda esta... (piece of shit Chupacabra...)"
Blitza lifted her arm and deflected the second chancla thrown at her, but her arm still stung from the force of it. If this lady has any kids, I sure feel SORRY for them. She thought.
"Dammit, he brought the big guns! Come on, gang, we lost the element of surprise. Let's just get 'em tomorrow." Blitza said, rubbing her crystal to open the portal.
"You got it, ma'am!" Moxxie said, swaying in place from the beating he just took. "Whoa... let's go, Millie."
The couple helped each other through the portal. The boss tried to follow them, but she tripped over another goat. She fired her gun around in panic before accidentally hitting a truck, which makes an outhouse explode.
"WHOAAAAA!" Blitza exclaimed, almost getting into the portal where her employees waited for her anxiously. But a goat fell on her and knocked her out cold.
"Blitza!" Millie said, about to step through, but the portal shut. "No!"
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