"sorry, i fucked your wife." blitza croaked, flashing a razor-toothed grin at prince stellan before getting out of that courtyard before he noticed the priceless artifact of his tucked under her arm and murdered her for stealing it (and for fucking...
[A/N: Damn I SERIOUSLY wanted to make Vortex a girl, just cuz I wanted male!Lunar to be a straight guy, but I already genderbent a lot of characters so I didn't want to change too many of them.
I know I can honestly just do whatever tf I want, but it just felt like I'd be changing too much.
Lunar is bi with a preference for girls (he'll have a crush on Beezlebub when he meets her). Also some of the pics of Lunar are made by me!!!!!!]
Blitza sang along with the radio as she drove the I.M.P. van down the street. Lunar had already asked her to stop twice, but she refused as she was under the belief her voice was an "unearthed talent", so he had to deal with her terrible singing until they got to work. Moxxie covered his ears while Millie rolled down the window to get the fresh breeze.
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Blitza was about to park when another car pulled into their parking spot out of nowhere. She swerved the van to avoid crashing, just barely managing to stop them from tipping over.
"Oh, you "Suck 4 Life", do you?" she said, then pulled out the megaphone. "Listen up, you unoriginal pink cumdump! You have 3 goddamn seconds to get your tits out of my—!"
A succubus with hot-pink skin, long candyfloss hair, a pair of horns with a star tattooed on each one, a tiny heart tattooed on her cheekbone, wings on her back, and wearing all designer clothing stepped out elegantly.
"Oh shit." Blitz said, the colour draining from her face. "Verosika?!"
The succubus turned around on her 6-inch heels and levelled Blitza with such an icy-cold stare that Blitza could feel the intensity of it even behind the succubus's dark sunglasses. "Blitz-A."
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"I should've known it was you. I could smell fish from miles which is odd because I believe the nearest ocean is—" Blitza fell out of the car and landed flat on her face, but got up. "3 rings down!"
"And I should've known it was you when I heard the amber alerts." Verosika said without missing a beat.
"Oh yeah? I'm surprised they let your fat ass out of rehab. I can see you're still a drunken whore. Clutching onto that beezlejuice bottle like it's the last cock in Hell."
