helluva girlboss

s1e7: moddie's

[A/N: posted on December 22, which is after the s2 finale while I wanted to post BEFORE it, but guess I'm just too slow 😩]

A tree falls through the portal, along with a severed head. Moxxie peers out of the fallen tree, carrying a chainsaw. Blitza walks into the office.

"Woo, that was a fuck ton of lumberjacks!" She cheered, high on adrenaline from killing a whole group of lumberjacks.

Millie crawls across the floor like a crab, an axe between her teeth. "I'm still so jazzed up!" She yells.

She snaps the axe in half and laughs. She then walks over near the rest of the group.

Moxxie smiled at her. "Well you better stay jazzed, *points finger guns* babe. Because, guess where I'm taking you tonight?"

Blitza rolled her eyes, busy dusting the dirt off her skirt. "Don't you dare finish a filthy pun in my presence, Moxxie. Besides, drinks are on me tonight. Let's hit up the new dive down the street."

"Actually, ma'am, it's our 1-year marriage anniversary. So, I'm taking Millie to Moddie's the Lust Ring!"

Millie's eyes sparkle and she squeals in delight. "Moddie's?! No way! That place is always booked!"

Moxxie smiled, proud of himself. "Yeah, well I've been planning it for quite a while."

"Moxxie!" She squealed, jumping into his arms and kissing his face before they both started French kissing and making out.

Blitza groaned. "Ugh, can you two not?"

"I'm sorry we couldn't get drinks with you, ma'am. Maybe another time?"

"No, it's fine!" She said. "I-I can come with the two of you, help you celebrate your boring as fuck monogamy."

Moxxie blinked. "...Uh, no. The reservation is for us."

Blitza nodded. "Uh huh!"

"Just us."

"Mhm!"

"Without you there. Explicitly without you there."

"I'll wear something nice. It's a big deal after all." Blitza hugged the two of them tightly. "See you lovebugs later!

She whistles on her way out as Moxxie growls in anger.

"Relax, sweetie, don't let her get to you today. Let's just go home and... clean this blood off."

Moxxie blushes, flustered. She drags her finger down from his chest and makes a seductive purring sound as they walk off holding hands.

***

At home, Lunar got a text from Vortex.

Yo, man, what's good? So my gf is throwing a party 2nite and I asked her if I could invite the hound I met once, and she said she can't WAIT to meet u. Ur not busy tonight, are u?

Holy shit, was he getting invited to a party? That didn't happen often. Lunar had gotten over his crush on Vortex, but he was still curious to meet Vortex's girlfriend.

Yea, I'll come, just gimme the address of her place. Lunar typed back.

Vortex texted him the address, and it was somewhere in the Gluttony Ring.

But then Lunar started to get nervous. What would he even wear to the party? Was he supposed to dress casual or fancy? He only had one "fancy" suit, and he hadn't worn it in forever so he'd probably have to beat the dust out of it before he could even wear it.