The episode opens up to panning shots of 4 monitors. The first shows Blitza and Moxxie outside Martha's house, Moxxie then pushing Blitza's gun causing her to shoot in the wrong direction in "Murder Family". The second shows Millie coming out of the ocean after killing the fish monster in "Spring Broken", the third shows Millie and Moxxie French-kissing while swinging on a rope in "C.H.E.R.U.B." and the fourth shows a shot of horses, which then zooms in past them onto Blitza, who was caught choking on the boba pearls of her drink. Someone then points at the screen with Blitza.
"Right there! This was the first sighting." Agent 1 said.
"They are definitely from Hell. They must use this dark magic to cross over into our world... and they seem to be killing specifically targeted people. But, why?" Agent 2 wondered.
"They always attack at random, all over the country. There's no way to predict where they'll show up next!" Agent 1 said.
A loud clattering noise is heard from outside, followed by a stock angry cat sound. The two agents immediately glance over to a barred-up window obscured by heavily damaged blinds. Agent 1 makes a gap between the blinds to the outside to see what made that noise. The agents then see the source of all the racket: Blitza, standing on a box and a dumpster while holding the dumpster lid open. She looks around suspiciously.
"Ahhh, well... That's convenient." Agent 2 said.
Cuts to Blitza outside, standing on trash bags and holding a dumpster lid open.
"Shhhhh! Remember, we can't be seen." She said.
Blitza slams the dumpster lid loudly, but then falls backwards into a pile of trash bags. Millie silently chuckles at the boss's predicament, then walks away.
"Pardon my words, ma'am, but you're currently being the loudest." Moxxie deadpanned.
Blitza jumps up out of the garbage pile covered in trash; she has an old newspaper on her forehead, a half-eaten lollipop stuck to the side of her head, a scrap of paper on her horn with an old banana peel impaled on the end of it, and a used condom on her index finger, the same finger she uses to poke Moxxie's face indignantly.
"I said shuuush your dick-sucking lips, Moxxie!" She whispered harshly.
Moxxie steps away from his boss, grossed out from her condom finger, as he notices a portal opening behind him. Lunar is seen on the other end and Millie jumps into it, waving to Moxxie. Moxxie begins to walk towards the portal but is suddenly tackled to the ground by Blitza, barely missing a net being shot their way.
"MOXXIE, GET DOWN!" She said.
Agent 1 cocks his net launcher, readying another capture net. Blitza looks behind him and sees Agent 2 jump down on a rope from a building, landing in front of the portal.
Oh no. Humans could not to enter Hell when they were still alive. Especially ones who looked like they were prepared to scope the place.
"LUNAR! CLOSE IT!" Blitza ordered.
"No, wait—!" Millie cried.
She tried to run through the portal, but Lunar reads the spell to slam it shut in her face.
Moxxie, seeing the portal close, is distraught at first but quickly shifts to angry, pulling out a pistol in an attempt to fight off the two agents while Blitza hides. He jumps off a wooden pallet to dodge both a tranquilizer dart and a capture net and prepares to fire. However, he is hit in the neck from behind by a tranquilizer dart.
He stumbles, mumbling incoherently, then falls to the ground.
"MOXXIE!" Blitza cries in concern.
She quickly grabs Moxxie, knocking down the trash can she was hiding behind, and runs away. She smacks Agent 2 in the face with Moxxie and keeps on running through the alleyway.
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