"sorry, i fucked your wife." blitz croaked, flashing a razor-toothed grin at prince stellan before getting out of that courtyard before he noticed the priceless artifact of his tucked under her arm and murdered her for stealing it (and for fucking h...
When you're forced into a marriage, who better to save you than your wife and your boss?
Even tho it's one of my 2 favourite eps, the thing I disliked is how they just made Blitza and Moxxie useless just to give 100% of the spotlight to Millie. I love how I let all 3 of them share the spotlight here (Blitza and Millie fight together, and Moxxie at least gets to march his ass out of there with his head held high).
🎶We'll kill your husband or your wife, we'll even let you keep the knife, we're the Immediate Murder Professionals🎶
🎶We do our job so well, because we come straight up from Hell!🎶
Crimson blew smoke from his cigar as he watched the jingle on his phone. This company was made of only 3 demons: a tall woman, a shorter but huskier girl, and one particular boy who Crimson had been trying to track down for years but to no avail... until now.
"Moxxie, Moxxie, Moxxie." The mafia boss smiled. "What have you gotten yourself into, my boy?"
***
"You know, I checked the scale today." Moxxie began. "And it said I lost two pounds this week."
Lunar looks up, gives the other boy an unimpressed look, then goes back to his phone.
Moxxie slams his hands on the table" "I. Am not. Fat!"
The door is kicked open by a furious Millie as she stomps around the office, mumbling angrily. "Ooh! Such a fucking asshole! That little motherfucker. I just wanna take my finger up and shove it up his fuckin' little thing!"
Millie slams her coffee cup on the table, disturbing Lunar. She passes Lunar and hits a button titled "Nut button!!" that summons a cardboard cutout of a human saying, "Hi! I'm a Hooman!" then throws a knife and lunges at said cutout.
Moxxie looks at her, disturbed. "Millie, honey. Is everything okay?"
Millie hisses at him in response, disturbing him even more, but she manages to calm down.
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"Yeah. Just...bumped into an ex. An ex I only dated for a few weeks before finding out he was cheating on me."
"Oh! Oh..."
Millie retracts her knife. "He kept going on about how he has money now, "a bright future," and "a bigger cock", and how he "wouldn't make the mistake of cheating a 2nd time"."
"Wait, what?"
"Every time I see his stupid face, I can't help it! I just need to—" She punches the filing cabinet beside her in frustration.
Blitza enters the room with her phone against her ear. "What the fuck is all this noise? I got a client!"
"Sorry, ma'am. I'll get this all cleaned—" Moxxie starts to gather the scattered files, but he finds a photo of 2 imps making out in horse suits. "What is this?"
